much as i never like to turn a man down when he offers breakfast
if bacon is on the menu, the polite answer has to be no thanks i'd rather stick rusty nails in my eyes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This exactly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I will convert you both
you've just given my life a purpose
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

you're going on the list, rswipe
I'm never going to try to be nice to you again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

yeah right
nobody dares to be mean to me, it's The Law.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I can't think of anything particularly mean to say to you now
...except maybe that from the photos I've seen of you, that you look a little bit like one of those rubenesque, inbred royals from the 19th century
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

well this is like
a chanel purse and a holiday in the seychelles from most blokes so i'll take it and run. slowly of course because of the rubenesque fat on my thighs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)