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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been best man a couple of times, I've found a good opening gag is:Ladies, Gentlemen, as you're sure to have realised, today has been a very emotional day for everyone... As you can see, even the cake is in tiers...
It's a bit 'old hat' but pleases the older folk at the start of the speech.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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I've used this one before...I must apologise if I appear nervous. This isn’t the first time today that I’ve got up from a warm seat, with a sheet of paper in my hand.
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