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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
mine was male and hot.
it was awkward. He tried to make small talk. I tried to make jokes.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:37,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Does that mean you make a 'ping' noise
When you clamslam?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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haha I actually did!!
I only did it once and it made a muffled clinky sound because obviously I was wearing pants too. Fucking hurt.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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I imagine it would hurt
*sympathyface*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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your sympathy face looks a lot like you laughing hysterically
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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why did the girl get her clitoral hood pierced?
To make the other nearby hole seem smaller.
that was shit, even by my standards
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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I liked it so I put a ring on it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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don't be mad when you see that he want it
uh-uh oh-oh-oh-oh
uh-uh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:51,
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