I could never do that!
when people just eat it as they go along I'm shocked. Same with grapes in the supermarket.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Snap
My nana eats grapes.
She thinks that buying a bunch afterwards means that it's not stealing. This terrifies my mother.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

For some reason, I regulary get strangers asking me what to do with herbs when I'm at the supermarket.... can't work out why...
... but anyway, I always take a leaf from the herb and rub it in my hands, give it a smell, a taste, then offer my advice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Which is what? I say be creative.
"Ah, now rosemary, you want to nail that to the wall to ward off Australians" "Turmeric should be buried in a lead box in sandy soil for 4 months"
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

old women ask me to reach things for them

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

They're a crew of pedants determined to put the "petty" back in "petty theft".
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)