ask Gonz if you can play the female protagonist
this thing has movie script written all over it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

not sure I'd pass for cantonese
it's a shame, it sounds like a classic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

the wonders of make up these days will transform you
like Sean Connery in that Bond film.

The whole sub plot with the pie will keep them rolling in, I reckon it'll easily do £100,000,000 in its opening weekend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Just don't let those Hollywood mogul types get their hands on it.
They'll want Tom Cruise to play the part of the pie, introduce a charming but wicked rival for Miss Pops' affections (played by somebody British) and have car chases and stuff (with the Cantonese girl being involved in the Tri-ads). The simple shining beauty of the story will be lost.
(Cave Duck, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)