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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm only replying here because I feel bad
because I replied to Psychochomp's thread down there vvvv and I don't want you to feel left out
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:55,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Oh you
You're such a sweetheart beneath that bastardly exterior
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:55,
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I don't have any friends
and I will jump you in a dark alley at a time of my choosing. Your feminine eye make-up will almost make my raping of your anus slightly less gay.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:00,
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Is it still rape
if the victim is lubed up in anticipation?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:00,
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I like to go in dry
so if you've lubed your bum in preparation I'll just have to skull fuck you in the eye socket
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:03,
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You won't touch the sides
Best go up the nose
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:04,
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Hey Bert I'm hoping we can get past what happened yesterday,
it would be senseless to throw away what we have.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:11,
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OK well whenever you feel like talking, I'll be here.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:32,
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