Oh, my favourite indie night, Just, a Jim Beam, and swirling round so much I hit a wall
Good times.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and yet you continue to claim I kicked you
It's obvious you clumsily fell into my knee.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Your knee clumsily fell into my face
To be fair, I'm always falling over.
Even sober. There are often cries of "Wuuuuuuuurrr!" around the library as I feel myself going.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

maybe your balance juice is fizzy
sometimes mine sloshes and I trip over when I'm standing still.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

is that an actual medical condition?
I must warn you, I suffer from chronic hypochondria
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

in that case, yes, definitely.
The way I understand it works is kind of like a spirit level. So if your balance juice is all shaken up that's why you fall over.

I really hope this answer upsets the scientists. Maybe Enzyme will come over and explain it to me in a sexy manner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I like getting explained to also

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)