I once ended up 'dating' a guy by accident
I dumped him on Valentine's day, shortly after he handed me a big bunch of flowers and some chocolates. He cried. And then he stalked me for a couple of weeks. He was a very strange (scarily so) boy...
I still ate the chocolates though.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't get that about women who throw away the stuff that unwanted admirers give them
it's not the flowers' fault they're not wanted!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Flowers are still pretty regardless of the giver
He was actually quite terrifyingly not right in the head though - as evidenced by him taking my assent to go and see a movie together as meaning I was his girlfriend. I was gobsmacked when he introduced me as such but figured I'd see how it went (I'd been single for ages at that point). He lasted 6 days before he creeped me out beyond repair.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I always hated it when the bloke referred to me as his girlfriend before I'd decided that's what I was
however, when Wiggy did it I went all soppy. *sigh*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Creepy
I had an ex calling me every day from Barcelona, and telling me he was going to buy a flat in Tenerife so that we could live together and be forever happy. That's after I broke up with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Fortunately now you know me
and we're all well aware that the two of us were meant to be together
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)