Best break up?
Probably the last one. In the house, 5 minute chat, out the house and single. She sent a couple of emails but I haven't seen spoken to her since the breakup. Nice and hassle free.

Worst? Toss up between the previous two relationships. One was where I got dumped after a year and a bit with "I love you but I'm not in love with you." with left me crushed for the best part of a year. The other I broke up with her and she went mental. Technically I suppose she already was but the bad mentalness was directed at me for once: I got phonecalls and emails telling me how I should behave, "Why haven't you phoned me to see that I'm ok?". "Because you're no longer my girlfriend(?)". Also stuff like, "You're not allowed to sleep with girl X." After sleeping with girl X I found some website dedicated to me slagging me off. And I've been bad mouthed and generally slagged off over several message boards.

Still got nothing on Monty's ex though.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ooooh
after my ex moved out of our house, I got the kettle, toaster and doormat. She got some bathtowels. I win!
She still mentions these items whenever she's round my house (we're best friends) and I say, return my towels and you can have them.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

but your kettle and toaster are ashow!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

She'll have nothing on your next break-up ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

oh dear god help me

( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

link please

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Hahah I've seen the post
The site is called bad exes or something and you can nominate your ex.
If I find out any of her claims are true I'm going to cut off his balls.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

hahahaha
I wanna see!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
It's still there but no chance, I'm not letting the wider community view it (there's a really bad picture of me on there). It's really funny though. It's on a site specifically for people to vent their frustrations / warn people away from bad prospects. There are loads of, "He stole from me... he beat me... he slept around." etc.

All she had to say about me was "He speaks with an English accent but claims to be Scottish". That's 100% correct yes. "He probably cheated jon me but I think he definitely would anyway." I didn't. She was just bitter I left her and slept with someone she knew afterwards.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

"cheated jon me"
Freudian slip? Who's this Jon?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

You have met a friend of mine called Jon
He's the one engaged to the gossipy woman who's really upset she hasn't met you yet.
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

When did I meet him?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)