Hell she's just a phone monkey,
I wouldn't have had such a go at her if she had returned my call pre 5pm yesterday, like she promised, but she went home instead.
I fucking guilt tripped her to fuck for that, "do you know how hard it is to hear you've gone home when I haven't got a home to go to"
rofl
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that is a great bit of guilt tripping :-)
it's not that hard not to be a shit phone monkey really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

one of our clients put in an email that I was a credit to the company the other day
so you can be a good little phone monkey if you try.

I just wish he'd CCd it to the boss so I don't have to print it out and put it on my wall in the hope that someone will notice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

just forward it to your boss

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I thought about but that seems a bit lame
although one of our top profile (alleged) murderers did directly tell the boss that he thought I was wonderful and asked if I was a solicitor when I am but a mere pencil pusher.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I just called back to speak to the manager
she's at lunch and wont be back for another hour.
Then they asked how I got hold of them in the first place. Like they're admitting "omg, I don't want to deal with this shit, why aren't we anonymous."
fucking cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

do you just want your stuff back or do you want to fight them for monies and shiz?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I have given them the ultimatum to either let me back in tonight
and continue to reside there until the 26th of next month, which is 5 months into a 6 month contract. And I will sign a "notice requiring possession" which lets them legally evict me without notice from midnight 27th. Or I unleash legal hell, which will delay the sale of the property past the 26th.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

And cost them more than it's worth just in fees.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Sounds like you're going through shit
You have my sympathies, I fucking hate cunty landlords.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

If I wasn't so angry it would almost be fun.
I'm now putting in a Freedom of information request for all emails containing my name and all recorded conversations between me and them.

It'll cost me a tenner but it's a fucking pain in their arse.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

FoI requests are a massive pain for them.
Are you getting advice from anyone? CAB might be worth a chat (although they were shit when I had landlord hell), plus the lovely rachelswipe helped me out loads!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, CAB and Shelter have helped
and Rswipe's been helpful but she's on holiday so I can't make her kick the door down.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Ah of course she is :)
I hope you can get what you're asking for quickly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Not if they keep fobbing me off,
I'm tempted to start a twitter to give live updates of who when where I talk to and what they say.

Probably not legal though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I think if you make them aware
At the start of each conversation that it will be recorded and broadcast, you might be ok.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Each conversation in and out of my desk phone is recorded,
I haven't told them this but because I hear a "this conversation may be recorded" message their side, I'm allowed... sort of.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

haha that made me lol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)