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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You can trombone me on Thursdays, we've already discussed thisOh, it is Thursday!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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That's because when I said 'we'I meant 'I'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:14,
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I don't think I've ever tromboned beforeis it strictly a position where I have to be behind you?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:18,
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Nopeisn't it like teabagging but you have to stroke the shaft?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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No, it's rimming while jacking the shaft(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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and wobbling your jowls like Harold Bishop?(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:23,
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If you can stretch your tongue out to rim from the front, go for it(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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no need, you just shove his knees to his ears and hello, puckering princess displayed nicely for your tonguing(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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You mean you've not done this to your man?!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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Wow...I would call you a prude, but no girl's offered to do it to me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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that's where poop comes out!I'm not fucking licking that.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38,
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Proper preparations are obviously in orderBefore it's to be attempted.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42,
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it's a delicate flower, kittyit deserves a kiss
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42,
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there's nothing delicate about that hole on a manleast of all what it produces.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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The same could be said for the mouth or penisI bet that doesn't stop you fellating either
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thisfor real
besides, that hole is the same on a woman
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01,
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True, but it throws the angle of shaft-stroking offWouldn't look like you're playing a trombone.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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well, if his arse is in the air a bit, hips tilted, and you'd still be stroking forward(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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Hmm, like he's resting his weight on his shoulders and neck?I can see that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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*highfives*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42,
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is this highfive worthy?after making out and highfiving last weekend the guy wants to highfive me all of the time, not everything is highfive worthy.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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I was more highfiving because you brazenly admit to tromboningMaking out is not worth highfiving. Synchronised orgasms is.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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YeahTHAT's what would stop it looking like you were playing the trombone
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