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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd just like to point out at this stage
that I own quite a big house

my kitchen is so large I comfortably have a piano in it.

I feel I haven't been smug enough recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm going to cry

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I'd offer you a spare room
but one is being decorated, and the other has a part time occupant

otherwise it'd be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
he's lying,
he invited me to stay there about an hour ago. He said it's been freshly decorated for me and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
decorated for you and decorated for someone else are worlds apart though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
it's true,
a homeless person is probably quite likely to turn down a spare room if the decor is Baroque when he favours Rococo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I see Chompy as an art deco kind of chap

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I see him as having a Warhol-style picture of Applebite
Who's looking shocked and clutching a towel to her, dominating one wall of his bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I believe you may be right
probably helps that the photo in her profile has just such a shocked face, so can picture it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
mindpiss
albeit 3 mins later because I didn't f5
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I bet Chompy's the one who took that picture that's in her profile

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Actually he's more cubist
Here's a picture of him taken earlier today.


A promising career in football ruined by his inability to control where his headers went.
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
that looks like the bastard child of Kryten and the Elephant Man

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Bah, I go to the effort of setting you up for a
"It never stopped Emile Hesksy" line and you've fluffed it.
Poor effort, Sir.
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I thought about a Heskey joke
but I was overwhelmed by the thought of what I posted.

I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
it's true, you haven't been particularly smug of late
that post makes up for it in spades though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

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