Kyle is a good substitute, because he is an
ANGRY MAN
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's funny because he judges them
and then goes home to drink and beat his wife
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

apparently he is OCD and addicted to gambling

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

he's a fucking mess
he's in no position to judge these parasites of society.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Yeah
We should do it instead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I could be so judgemental, it'd be brilliant

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Yes you would. Be brilliant, that is. Although the more judgmental the better, these people need a good verbal smackdown
I'd be the comic relief
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Not enough violence though
just people who make you wonder why there isn't some kind of qualification attached to the ability to reproduce. Like an exam that should be passed. The first question would be "are you willing to go on Jeremy Kyle?"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)