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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You'd get halfway and realise no-one is watching youthen one of you would say "hang about, how often will we get chance to see something this cool in real life?"
and turn around and watch it
possibly discussing the chemical composition thereof
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
To be honest, this would also apply if they were discussing having sex.(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I like this"You know, Labs, given that he had three bananas for breakfast I'd say his fwap is likely 60% potassium"
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*chews, appearing lost in thought*"The elasticity confirms this"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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there's a flaw hereI fucking hate bananas
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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Ironically, in an unrelated matter, the bloke who sits at the desk next to mine is holding a bananaIt's a big banana. I said it reminded me of my penis. Not in terms of size, but rather shape, consistency and colour
He gave me a strange look and put the banana away
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excellent workhow is the new job going?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38,
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Aww, aren't you sweet for remembering/askingNot bad cheers. Although my client portfolio seems to be changing by the day. Apparently I'm now in charge of Legal & General. Not the whole company, you understand. Not yet.
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aren't I just?glad it's going well.
you twat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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