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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I see
I need to be more special, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I can do you a picture if you like
You're lovely, so I'll try to make a flattering one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I'm scared

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Don't be scared, it's ok
I'll take my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
You talk like one of this old gentleman
to their young wife, on the wedding night.

Nobody ever talked to me like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I am a gentleman, although less of the 'old' please!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Well, it just sounded like that
an old man talking with his new virgin wife on "the night"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Earlier you were thinking of me wanking
Now you're making me think of deflowering you after a glorious wedding.
This just isn't right.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I know, I need a b3ta holiday
I only see sex everywhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Is that such a bad thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
When I'm at work and can only think of getting home as soon as possible
yes, it is.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Surely that just adds to it?
The buildup, the anticipation, is everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
No, no
I'm very, very impatient. I love surprises, but only when they're completely unexpected. If I have to wait for something... buf... I'm impossible.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

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