Again, you're not one of the newer lady b3tans
but I've reserved the bottom two inches of my trouser friend just for you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

isn't that
The same as the top two??!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)

the top two is where the sex piss comes out
so, no
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)

i meant
Because your cock is only two inches long so the top two and the bottom two inches are the same thing.

Come on dude, keep up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Oh, I thought you were implying that I had a four-incher
I should have known you wouldn't be that generous
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)

i'm just playing hard to get

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Well that doesn't work on idiots like me
you have to be fully explicit and virtually rape me for me to get the message.
I'm pretty slow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:22, Reply)

if you were lucky enough to be raped by me
You would not be slow. Trust me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Heehee
I'm starting to get the feeling that you're actually flirting with me, Swipey.
I'm sure I'd be damned lucky to be on the receiving end of your sexual assault. How's your holiday going?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:47, Reply)

it is very rainy again today
So we went to see your namesakes in the rainforest. The monkeys, not the sex! Now trying to put off going to the gym as I am forcing myself to go everyday and there is no excuse when there is no sunshine....

Awesome holiday though, such a stunning island
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I bet it is
When you get back you'll have to add me on facebook so that I can wank over take a look at your holiday snaps
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:23, Reply)

so far
They are all of crab racing and boats. And hot huge locals. And a stag night. Depends how eclectic your wanking tastes are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

it's all good to me

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:43, Reply)

alrighty then
kemo the catamaran captain will be all yours for your frotting pleasure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Kemo's one of those names that sounds about as sexy
as losing all your hair and throwing up five times a day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:21, Reply)

his six pack is v v hot though
Nice brad pitt muscles. Not that I was looking, far too busy snoozing with a rum punch in hand on the hammock!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)