Sh-eeet
You're still alive! Well done!

I'm remembering Sunday mornings (in the UK) when I started work at 05.00 and you were the only person online.

How the hell are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

haha yeah, I'm still around on sundays it's just nobody usually posts to say they're alive.
I'm fine ta. My trip to the UK/europe is still on, and my cat, the little bugger, has just caught and killed a sparrow while wearing FOUR friggen bells on his collar. And then dropped it at my feet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Take the bells off
They'll fuck the cat's head up.

Cats are hardwired to prowl quietly and sticking bells on him will affect his reflexes and his responses towards you.

Cats are also hardwired to attack. Don't get cross or upset that he kills the occasional tweetypie. It means he's mentally and physically in good order.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)