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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening all
So what are folks up to tonight?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:06, 258 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Evening
Naff all on tonight, going to see either Toy Story 3 or Inception tomorrow with a friend (in the -zone sense of the word).
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Not heard
Anything about Toy Story 3, but a lot of people are saying Inception's really good. So is this friend somebody you'd like to be more than friends with?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Aye
but she "doesn't want a boyfriend at uni" and I'm not sure if I'm ballsy enough to point out that now its the summer we're not at uni for 2 months (plus I didn't get to see her at the beginning of the hols when that line would have worked a lot better)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Well
I know how you feel, I was in almost the same situation a few years back.

I really do feel for you man.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Inception is ace
plus you have the added chance of her being so confused you could trick her into bed and tell her it was a dream
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Heard good things about it
Also heard that you need to see it twice to make sense of it, and seeing it in 3d on saturday anyway, so might take the chance to be smug at my sister (who is a film geek) by understanding more of it.

Also if things do go well, it wont matter if I'm "distracted" the first time I go and see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Being on b3ta
For the first time in about 6 months.

Have I missed anything? Where is Edmund? Have The Stig and Rubberduck stopped arguing yet? What is Vampyrecat's latest teenage lesbian fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I'm back after about a month
And was on for about a month before that (as part of my revision avoidance program), and only recognise one of those names, and that's from a previous delurk, so don't think much has been happening recently on /ot at least.
But then I dont pay attention, so don't take my word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)
So I've not missed much, eh?
I was being a tad sarcastic. I was around when Edmund got sent down for being a hopeless and rather perverse fantastist.

The Stig is long gone and I think Vampyrecat changed her name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
I sure have changed my name.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Sh-eeet
You're still alive! Well done!

I'm remembering Sunday mornings (in the UK) when I started work at 05.00 and you were the only person online.

How the hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
haha yeah, I'm still around on sundays it's just nobody usually posts to say they're alive.
I'm fine ta. My trip to the UK/europe is still on, and my cat, the little bugger, has just caught and killed a sparrow while wearing FOUR friggen bells on his collar. And then dropped it at my feet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Take the bells off
They'll fuck the cat's head up.

Cats are hardwired to prowl quietly and sticking bells on him will affect his reflexes and his responses towards you.

Cats are also hardwired to attack. Don't get cross or upset that he kills the occasional tweetypie. It means he's mentally and physically in good order.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Welcome back
I've not been on for about 9 months, so I can't say about anything. Isn't Ed in jail, and I thought that Stig had ran like the wind.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
See above
I think last time I spoke to you you'd just lost your job, and you live in the wastelands between Croydon and Bromley.

Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Wow
What a memory you have, except that I live in the wasteland that is Croydon.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)
I remember that
Because I lived in Penge for a bit. And we discussed which is better.

This illustrates that:-

1 - My life has rather improved since I was a frequent habituee of this site.

2 - I have a phenomenal capacity for remembering irrelevant shite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Ed is
or was, in the pokey. Stig seems to have vanished, RD likewise. Think VC is still here somewhere under a new name, but can't be sure
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Edmund's just got out of a 16 week stretch in chokey. And was on prime time BBC1 the other night.
The Stig was banned for being a twat, Rubberduck is elusive and Vampyrecat is now Poppet and about to invade the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Damn you
Also, when was Stig banned? I don't remember this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)
I think he was banned.
Memory's a bit vague. Think he maybe had a pop at someone. Apparently he really was a twat in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Damn cocks, coming here and being cocks
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I noes, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Damn right
I was looking back at page 1 of OT earlier and getting all nostalgic about all the folk that we've lost in the last 2 years. Bad times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:02, Reply)
we always break them :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Boooo
How's abroad?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:09, Reply)
very hot
generally 34 by ten o'clock. And they charged me ten euros to see the one thing I was bothered about seeing in Malta.

How're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)
I'm not bad
Other than being slightly ill, and the bride for the wedding on Saturday saying I need to do more things which weren't previously on my to-do list. And it's far too warm here, I want some rain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)
hope you feel better
before the Saturday. What do you have to do apart from get the groom drunk and write a speech?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Oh, a ridiculous amount apparently which aren't usually best man duties
Organise people for photos, direct people at the reception, be in charge if anything goes wrong at the reception. Oh, and make sure the groom manages to put his kilt on properly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)
you should rope some ushers in
to give you a hand. Then proclaim yourself their king and sit there and direct them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)
I did threaten with wearing a top hat with my kilt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
be a martinet
insist on a dress rehearsal where you drill people into formation in straight lines. (a) they will take the job from you or (b) you'll have no trouble on the actual day
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Put that in the speech
Take a collapsible one, and put it on as you mention it
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
DG, he hasn't just got out
He was out in January gazzing people!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:11, Reply)
Did you get a cock gaz?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Nah, he invited me to the opera
and gave me some unwanted advice on my aunty's womb
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Sexy
On both counts other than the fact that opera is rarely sexy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
CARMEN!
But it wasn't Carmen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Haha
Someone knows their opera.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
When i say he invited me to the opera
I mean he said he wanted to go to the bash that weekend, didn't have a lady to take, and being middle class was going to the opera instead, then said to me "If you've got no plans for the weekend you could come down to London?" and I thought "Whaaaaaaaat????"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Was it that long ago?
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)
It's all moving too fast innit lad?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
It is that, Gaz.
It is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Well
Ed = gone, in prison, possibly out again
Stig = gone
Rubberduck = gone
Vampyrecat = name changed

Done.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, Reply)
Evening TD
Not been around much myself lately, but apparently, crackhouseceilidhband's newborn baby has managed to pay off blaireau69's mortgage.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Gor Blimey!
It's a bloody miracle, eh, this stuff that these young 'uns get up to now.

You've been gazzed, chief.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)
To answer the original question.
Not a lot. Just has a Chinese takeaway and am slowly sipping at a glass of wine as I'm picking the missus up from a night out later.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)
TBH if you make one of these threads
the answer will generally be not a lot, unless you catch people on fri/sat just before they go out
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:01, Reply)
BUT MY LIFE IS USUALLY SO FULL OF ACTION AND MAYHEM!
/may not be strictly true...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Hi DG
How's life, and Tourettes?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Well there y'are, eh?
DG - not sure I've posted much - if at all - since I met you and Tourettes at BGB's gaff on a very cold night.

Hope you're both chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Not bad, Dok, Dis.
Facing possible redundancy but then who isn't these days? Have put in for a voluntary settlement just to see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Boooooooooo
It's not the best time for that to happen really. Glad everything else is good though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)
*shrugs*
The organisation's being would up in 2012; the programme I work on still has to be delivered beyond then but after that nothing is set in stone. If I get the chance to go now, with 18 years service, I'll take it because frankly, future redundancy terms are looking likely to be drastically reduced if this government gets its way.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:19, Reply)
Take the money
Go to the dark side!

You should be able to pick up consultancy work. The stability might not be there but the whole point of Cameron's demolition of RDA's is that he can make his pals at SERCO, Crapita etc. pick up the necessary work, be a little bit more accountable but still fulfill a recognised need.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
If they offer, I will.
However, the likelihood of them offering is slim given the level of money they'd have to pay me.

I'm young enough still to hopefully go out and get something else anyway, so the scare factor would give me a kick up the arse to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
To be dull and conformist and actually answer the question for once
I finally got round to writing/finishing/rewriting my best man's speech for a wedding on Saturday. I might even practice it tomorrow, who knows.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Any macadamias?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)
I'm afraid not m'dear
Would you like me to write you a speech?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Maybe after the wedding I will do
Maybe I'll immortalise you in song, who knows.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)
did you include the tier line?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Was this suggested the other day?
If so, I don't remember seeing it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)
it's on the popular page
something about the occasion being so moving, even the cake was in tiers. Find it difficult to write?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)
Aha
I didn't see that, I disappeared after folk suggest I stare at the bride breathing heavily or shit on the cake.

It was pretty easy to write; I've known him for ages, and he has many things to be made fun of.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)
so no shitting in the cake then :(
edit: but I'm glad it was easy to write, and I hope you suitably embarassed him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Probably not
I'd quite like to eat it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
what
eat the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
The cake
Hence why I shan't be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
My My
That is cutting it a bit fine.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Not really
Talks for uni were generally written the night before, even in final year.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Well
I can see that you're well versed in writing things last minute.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Damn straight
Although it's generally writing songs in short amounts of time, often about cake.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Feeling very lost now
Because I think the last time I looked at an evening thread it was full of Maladismal whimpering about her crap life, which is probably when I got really bored of O/T.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Right
So what did happen to her. Does anybody know?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)
No idea.
So many gone.. Tulip, WeeWitch, Kaol, Mel...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is what I was saying earlier
Damn people doing other things with their lives.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
I miss Tulip. She was so lovely.
And Kaol's still with Mel I think.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Good Question
Wasn't she embroiled in some way with Hairpot, an equally Edmund-esque freak from days of yore?

I've a good memory for these nutters and I'm fairly sure she was.

Hairpot was the geezer who claimed to have bumped off a kiddy-fiddler and got off on a technicality.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
Not quite bumped off.
But severely injured to the point where Potty ended up in t'clink for his troubles.

And also ended up in the papers for threatening to do himself in on this very site and being saved by our very own Poppet.

But yeah I think they got it together.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
I missed that bit.
I seem to remember him banging on about having dual nationality and claiming diplomatic immunity if anyone ever challenged him.

Here's another lost soldier since I was last here - The Resident Loon. Has he gone too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)
No, he's still about
but less frequently, bit like myself since b3ta was blocked at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)
getting ready for school....
yay for opposite timezones.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)
How old are you now?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)
18.
My last year of school this year. Thank god it finishes in october.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
She's still a teeny bopper
School-lolz.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Barely legal.
In countries where it's 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
So not the UK then

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I know.
Every single time I go out or buy alcohol at the supermarket I get asked for ID. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
you'll be happy
when that happens in the future. I'm twenty one and it makes me feel slightly irritated, yet slightly happy when it happens
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Somebody thought I was 26 a few weeks ago.
Being almost 40, that made me quite happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)
my dad
(just over fifty) got IDd for a bottle of wine in Tescos a couple of years back. I've never seen someone look so confused
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
My parents got ID'd in the states
They both have grey hair, and look their age (and hopefully dont read b3ta). When they questioned it, the shopkeeper said they weren't allowed to discriminate based on age and so had to ID everyone 0.o
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
that's just idiotic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Christ...
I knew I was getting old when I turned 30 and they stopped IDing me whenever I went to bars in the States. Leaving my passport in the hotel when going out for a drink was an odd experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
my dad looks young
about mid/late thirties, but certainly not young enough to be IDd. Questioned the checkout girl, and she said he was 'within the range'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
here it's just "if you look under 26, we will ask you for ID".
unfortunately, I have one of those faces where if I don't wear makeup, I look about 2 years younger then I actually am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Hi Poppet
How's plans coming on?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Plans are pretty much all set and ready to go.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
Excellent
/Monty Burns
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
mmm tis quite!
I am motherfucking broke now though. I have just over 2500 aud to live on for 10 weeks. It will be a very tight budget.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
yer i went out
and stuff. i should go to bed really. what with all that going out.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
OUT???

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
on a school night?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
you dont have to tell everyone

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
oh man the level of out was off the motherfucking SCALE

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
I haven't done Out out since February
But I've done just out out a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:39, Reply)
i was out with pp tonight, you'll be out with him saturday
thats proper out
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Is pp coming on Saturday??
Oh man if he doesn't wear that tux he's dead.
I wish you'd come. I would be your mong-barrier :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
yer he be reprezentin us srs bzns crew innit
i do not bash. we'll have a chas n' dave playing dodgy homemade cocktail drinking proper knees up in sept an dat
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I bloody hope so
Would you come and see Chas & Dave in London in March?
Or if I persuade the fambo to come and see them one last time you could come the Pool and watch them with my nana and the whole firm.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
fuck yer im all over that
book me in for the one with no mongs
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
haha the one with the firm obv
*kisses teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
The firm
The firm being Sheila (70) Chris (53) Annette (50) Nicolas (40) and Little Roota, weighing in at a tender 32.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
crayon me in bb

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Will do, as soon as it's announced

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Old!
You're well OLD!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:02, Reply)
STFU!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
I'm sitting outside of a railway station waiting for a drunk
PJM.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
You are living proof
Of the rock and roll lifestyle.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
And just heard Duran Duran on the radio
It's wild here!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
WILD BOYS!
I hope it was wild boys.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
Nope
Save a prayer
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Damn
It's never Wild Boys.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)
That's like the Homeward Bound Paul Simon never got round to writing
Mike Harding would have given it a good going over though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
Hi Chickenlady
Isn't it normal to wait on trains at a train station? Or have they started shipping you drink by the trainload?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
I've started shipping in the drunks

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Right
And as always, I cant type to save my life.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
absolutely frigging nothing
I have wasted my day on here, on facebook and watching 4OD. Now I am to warm and have a sense of worthlessness :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)
Love the new sig
You adopted the badge?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
totally
it's my first one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Yay for geeky young men indeed
How old's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)
just turned 27

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
nice badge :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
Applebite made it
I might just wear it in real life

but not at work, or anywhere near said toygeek
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I look forward
to achieving this badge in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Find some freshers next term
I'm sure we can get someone to make you a sharking badge
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I don't go near the freshers any more
I made a moral decision

EDIT: I mean I don't go near ANYONE but my bf anymore ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:41, Reply)
good save

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)
that was fast
and I might feel a bit bad about sharking freshers. Innocent little eighteen year olds
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:45, Reply)
They wont be by the end of the week
You may as well get there first
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
good point that
corrupt them entirely, possibly buy them some pangos
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Oh, how my estimations of you have gone down, Amberl
Down so far.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
they can't have been high surely?
I'll be gentle with them. I'm far more cut out for the being nice and friendly, than sharking them sadly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I find that
If I estimate everyone high to start with, it's just easier in the long run. You're well on your way down now though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
I'm sure the people who've met me
could testify I'm not the sharking sort
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
I've not met you
And I've not met any of them. Judging shall therefore continue on my own estimations.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Some what now?
I'm so out of touch with the youth of today
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
what are pangos?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
fantastic drinks
sold at Hertford college. I think they legally have to sell them in two different glasses now. Loads of different alcohol (archers, vodka, gin and something else- about eight shots worth) layered with fruit juice and topped up with juice. Tastes like fruit juice at the beginning and pure sin at the bottom, but you don't notice the transition. Most I've ever managed is two
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
sounds perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Damn, I need to make some friends at Hertford

(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
my college grandad
took us there first week and bought us Pangos
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
college grandad?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
first year
you're given college parents. The year above that who are the college parents of your college parents are your grandparents
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Saw one of my grandparents only 3/4 times in the last couple years
No idea who the other one is. Might be the same guy, college marriages can get a bit like Norfolk sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
haha my favourite
was the college brother and sister who were balloted together in second year
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
It did take me a while to notice that the friend of a friend I'd not seen around all that much
was his ACTUAL brother who went to a different college, not his college brother who spent a lot of time in his room
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I treated my college kids badly
oops. I'll make it up with the grandkids.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:05, Reply)
One of mine never turned up
I forgot to get carnations (non-oxford people: carnations are traditionally worn for exams, white for the first, pink for the ones in the middle, red for the last), and my general response to being asked to help with some work by my physics kid was "I don't know it either!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
my kids were sweet
but I was under stress most of the year, and they did none of the same modules so I couldn't pass on work
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)
There go the estimations downwards a bit further

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
you should feel good about it...
innocent..little...eighteen...year-olds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
haha
I was totally sharked.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
lucky you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
it's a good memory
he was hot, and it didn't actually go anywhere, because we both sort of realised we had people still loosely attached
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
There is no such things
as innocent little 18 year olds!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
maybe not mentally.
But I know a couple of people in my year at school who haven't had a boyfriend or girlfriend yet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Phew
He's eating his tea and then he'll be too tired to look here.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:26, Reply)
tempt them with pokemon
and lollipops
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)
which reminds me
does anyone know anything about which is the best pokemon?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Oh a fine age
27 is goooood
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
There's a badge?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
for those of us with a thing for the younger man
I totally need to find gold stilettoes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)
In the last decade (oh god I'm old...)
I've only had a brief fling with one older man.
During that time I was married to a younger man (we'd split up by the time of the fling), had another flingette with another younger man, an 'almost' relationship with a chap ten years younger and now finally am with PJM who is younger too.

Can't be doing with older men - too much baggage.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
nice work
granny cougar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:30, Reply)
You NEED it.
Aplebite made it. Profile it when you get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:41, Reply)
Yep...I'm probably the Granny of B3ta Cougars
We need to get BGB onto this!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)
this whole subthread is bordering on the creepy maaaaaaan :(

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
BORDERING!
I think it got there a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
But
Isn't that what normally happens, or have things changed that much on here?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)
creepy?
theres not much on here ive ever found creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Didn't you read
The whole Poppet grooming episode? That was creepy.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Woah what was that, was that when I was new?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Yes It was

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
Was everyone at her?
That rings a bell.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Yes
Almost everybody was.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)
this must have happened during one of my sabbaticals
who said what where when and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Bert
I'm sure you were involved for some of it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
you're going to have to give me a little more detail
unless you're talking about that argument I had with Al, Becky and that lot for picking on Poppet ages ago, but that had nothing to do with grooming or creepiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:11, Reply)
It
Was before that, I think it's what set them off.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)
you've lost me
but I'm glad the memory is still so clear in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:14, Reply)
The only thing is
You weren't the thing that was creepy!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:15, Reply)
well duh, obviously
I only act at being creepy, and Poppet's my mate, I wouldn't go getting all pervy on her arse
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:26, Reply)
That's right. Lab got pissed off because you were practically grooming Poppet. Don't try and act all innocent.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I don't remember this
are you serious?

That's extremely creepy and weird, why would he do that and then come on here and bring it up again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Yes I'm completely serious.
I have no idea, maybe he has selective memory loss. I just texted Lab to confirm that I wasn't imagining it.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:58, Reply)
You got a rough idea of date?
I was going to look back but couldn't be bothered trawling through it all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:01, Reply)
I'd suggest the search function
but I have no idea what to search for, maybe keywords like 'Dok' 'creepy' 'grooming' 'pervert' and 'rapist'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Around March '09

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:05, Reply)
this one?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post381214#post381326

I haven't read all of it yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:09, Reply)
or this one?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post383470#post383799
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Aw, man
now I'm upset because Poppet said something about someone going too far, and called it 'Bertesque', but I don't know what she was referring to
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Sorry, I wasn't doubting what you were saying
it's just that my own memory is pretty poor. I didn't like Dok before, but now I'm positively revulsed by his presence.

...and you know that coming from me, that's pretty bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Ok, Bert's links say enough I think
Case closed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:19, Reply)
Not to me, it isn't
I'm shocked and disgusted, I wasn't even aware that this place still existed without me

EDIT and I think Becky's referring to the second one, it definitely seemed a bit seedy to me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:20, Reply)
That among others. I really can't be bothered to find links for you since I remember it from first time round.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:30, Reply)
That's fine, nobody's asking you to
I'm just a little bit shocked, and I want somebody else to get really fucking angry with the dirty old bastard, because if I do it'll be far too hypocritical
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:32, Reply)
UPSET AND ANGRY ONLINE
Yeah that'll really help. I'm just annoyed at Dok's implication that he's not someone who was essentially grooming a 17 year old and he's disgusted with those who were.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:35, Reply)
it'll make me feel better
ah, just saw your edit. I was thinking that too, it was like he was blaming the creepiness on other people?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:36, Reply)
You have no soul

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:40, Reply)
If I didn't have a soul
I wouldn't get upset about stuff. I didn't like Dok before, but this has given me good reason to absolutely detest that he breathes the same air as the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
aaah no, i usually scoot over her posts

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:54, Reply)
I don't remember that at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:56, Reply)
You 're lucky then
I still remember how annoyed Lab got over it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I think I have some memory
But will let the Dok continue incase I'm wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
I'm not going into details
It was way creepy, well the responses were.

EDIT And not from her.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Hmm, maybe I'm thinking of something else
There are large chunks of OT missing from my history.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Nope, they were from you.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I don't go lower than 18 any more
And I haven't snogged a 16 year old since I was 19.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Damn, I'm not safe
And she does love the Scots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
she'll make you fight
DJP to the death
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Damn right
And his kilt matches my favourite trousers from when I was 17.
But you're safe, for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
I'll just stay hidden up here in Scotchland just now then
I hope I don't get a job in Scouse-land. For so many reasons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)
It's alright
djtp plans to have me locked up in Stratheden mental hospital in Fife before long.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
You do know
That the whole of Fife is just one big mental hospital, don't you? Presume you don't have any more daytrips up my way planned?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
Me and my mate intended to go to Edinburgh before her cheap travel deal ran out
But I'm not sure it will come off :(
I want to see the street under the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
see now I am a little confused
do you still live in Liverpool?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Yah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
ahh
that clears it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
She just goes down south a lot
Or comes and visits the area I live in the ONE WEEKEND I'M NOT THERE!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
you should travel down south as well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
There are issues with this
The main one being unemployment and lack of money. The second being being worried that people wouldn't like me. Both major issues, I think you'll agree.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:19, Reply)
the lack of money
is a big one definitely. But as to the second one, I'm sure people would. Taking the risk often pays off in renewed self confidence. I'm not saying I'd have been happy, if people thought I was a cunt after they met me, but I certainly don't think that would happen to you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:21, Reply)
I want to bash at some point
Unfortunately it requires effort on my part, someone needs to have one in Oxford during termtime to minimise this
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
It's a good city to visit
You better let me know if you're going to be up this way. I missed meeting the last group of b3tans up this way at the Edin-bash due to alternative plans that then turned into rather severe illness.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
my mate lives there
it's a weird place, like gormenghast
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Edinburgh?
Or the street under the street?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:08, Reply)
edinbugh
it's all a made jumble of layers of buildings and steps, all coated in grime and soot

in a good way, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I'm glad you said that
I was just thinking the same!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Righto I'm off
watching Point Break again, since the internet is being appropriated. Night all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Oi, Swipe
Less of the deletion.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Also, ^ this is apparently post 800,000

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
my god, so much crap

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I saw that too
now there'll be trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:31, Reply)
ha sorry
this laptop drives me insane i thought i'd posted it twice.

was pretty dull anyway, let's face it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Being dull never normally stops anyone on here
Trust me, I should know
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)
you make a very valid point

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)
When's your ridiculous life ever dull, swipe?
It always seems to be full of Mercs and showing folk your bra.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)
because sadly
those are the highlights. the rest of it revolves around property law!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Woo, property law!
Trumped possibly only by Scots' Law: it's a bit different, but in small ways.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:45, Reply)
I'm just back from a slap up meal
which some friends cooked for me. It was some lovely lamb with 5 different types of salad, all in a Mediterranean/Middle Eastern style.

*Rubs distended stomach*

In an effort to stay sober enough to drive home I also invented homeopathic G&T's which worked a treat!
(bill, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)
i'm still fucking working
almost 2am, and nothing i do fucking works
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:47, Reply)

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