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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's nice weather outI've got my decorator mate papering my bedroom so I'll not be sleeping in a room with bare walls, and tonight I'll be getting some sexy time. So it's looking like quite a good day.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:06,
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SorryIs it biting your leg again?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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I hope your mate finishes in timeGirls tend to object to being covered in gloopy white substances halfway through coitus, and it's probably even worse if it's wallpaper paste
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He says he'll be done by lunchtimeWe did all the prep work last night.
Wallpaper paste is probably not a good sexual lubricant!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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UnprovenI think you should find out. What's the worst that can happen? You might end up stuck inside a woman. There are worst reasons to stay off work
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This is trueAlthough answering the door would be a bit embarrassing, not to say difficult, and I could foresee problems once my bladder became full...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:21,
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It would swiftly become her problemI'd be more worried about the reverse occuring
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Normallyhaving the decorators in means NO sexy time, doesn't it?
HOW FUNNY!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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Yes, butthe decorator's going to be finished before tonight.
(I hope!)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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