Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
Good morning!Today is, in fact, a good morning.
Mark woke me up bringing some nice breakfast to the bed (mmmm... crumpets) and then we had some good sexy time. Is there a better way to wake up?
Today is Friday, and so I only have to work until 1pm. Then down to Woking and Worthing for the weekend, looking for a flat, walking on the beach, meeting some friends in London, visiting Mark's parents (lovely people)
I'm so happy that not even work can upset me.
Are you happy today?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:19, 258 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
in one hour and twenty minutes i'm having my wisdom teeth outballs...
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:20,
Reply)
OuchAre you going to a proper dentist or students? I went to the students here in England, as I couldn't find a proper dentist, and it was a nightmare. Since then, I always go to Spain for anything related with my mouth.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:21, Reply)
privateI'm sure it will be fine just you can't smoke after though. are you carrying your happiness through all weekend?
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:26,
Reply)
That's good for youLess smoking and more ice cream.
I'm planning to be happy all weekend, yes. I'm looking forward to go to Worthing and see the sea. I miss it so much up here!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:30, Reply)
enjoy it my friendI am going to stuck up on ice lollies and pain killers. Adios.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:31,
Reply)
That sounds like a lovely way to wake up.I'm.. relieved more then happy. I had a psychology test this morning, then 4 hours of chem. I'm glad it's over.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:31, Reply)
CrikeyWell done for surviving it honey. Sorry to bring this up, but you're not very good at cricket :-)
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
care factor - zeroI don't even know how to play cricket, so ashes and stuff doesn't phase me.
I'm tired. And still doing chem. Long weekend ahead of me.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
SorryI don't know many Aussies. It's worth pointing out that if you batter us in the Ashes I'll suddenly have no interest in it either
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
can't be fucked. find one yourself.I am just *so* braindead tonight.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)
I'm not surprisedGot anything planned for the weekend once all your study is done?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
In a few weeks I think.I'm currently still waiting for my mid year results on august 4th. I'm petrified.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
I'm happy indeedthe weather though hot is bearable, I am allowed to spend the day recuperating rather than going to Gozo which means lots of iced water, internet and possibly Kettle Chips (though not this early)
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:33,
Reply)
Hey honeyI meant to tell you, got the 2nd half of series 1 of Supernatural from Lovefilm. And I watched Dog Day Afternoon whilst exercising last week. I blame you for all of this
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)
fantasticenjoy Dog Day Afternoon? (I don't need to ask about the Supernatural)
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:36,
Reply)
I have the whole series of SPN.well all that's available that is. *LOVES*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
hahaI couldn't believe the end of season 5, nor can I wait for season 6
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:38,
Reply)
DON'T TALK ABOUT ITHave seen DDA before but not for years. Had forgotten how well-done it is. Made me laugh and cry a bit
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
and Al Pacino is awesome in it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:40,
Reply)
Yes he isbut that is something of a given. Well, not so much any more, but it was in the 70's.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
truehow are you doing then?
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:46,
Reply)
I'm alrightI fly back next Wednesday for Sonisphere
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:53,
Reply)
Oh shushGlad you'll be back here and hopefully feeling more at home though
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
yeah am looking forward to ithope I catch a bug at the end of the FESTIVAL to save me having to bother dieting
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:02,
Reply)
Gotta dream a dream, ehI'm torn between hoping that a freak electrical storm knocks out all the PAs before Pendulum and Maiden take to the stage out of sheer bitterness, and wishing you a brilliant time
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
well if it does happenI wouldn't be surprised. I'm jinxed over seeing Maiden. Three times I've bought tickets and had to miss them
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:12,
Reply)
A mate of mine was like that with Apoptygma BerzerkHe gave up on the 7th time of buying a ticket, when there was A FUCKING HURRICANE that stopped any of us getting to London
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
haha my tally includesmoving to a different country, falling deathly ill and anti-climatically no transport
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:19,
Reply)
I foresee Viprosblaming me if Maiden cancel
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:25,
Reply)
In all fairnessif they do cancel, we've established that it'll be your fault
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)
I have a boring weekend ahead of dog sitting, cleaning and feeding my dad and grandad.Hopefully I'll get out for a long walk tomorrow, weather permitting.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:33,
Reply)
Come to London.Bring the dog if you like.
And toast with marmalade, I could go for a slice of that about now.
(
wanderlust, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:36,
Reply)
I can't.I have to look after the dogs : (
I am coming in October though.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:39,
Reply)
It pleases me that it please you : )Hopefully I can get a bit squiffy this time.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:45,
Reply)
it also pleases mewould be nice to meet you
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:54,
Reply)
I promise to stay(relatively) sober
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:06,
Reply)
But your mum is back soonAnd we're having paella on a week on Sunday.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Hooray!She's ringing me today to sort out her flight.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:44,
Reply)
Yeah!!Tell her to come back as soon as possible!! You need your life back!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
I'm tired but happyWent for a 7-mile jog this morning and did it in an hour flat, 1 minute quicker than last time. Also means that if I'm ever pursued by a car whilst on foot I can outrun them as long as I lead them into a 5mph zone
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)
I went to the gym last night.Then came home and had a chinese takeaway and a bottle of wine. And I wonder why I'm still bellylicious.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:40,
Reply)
I'm doing ok with the dietBut I don't do any exercise. I'm too lazy... I should start or I'll never fit in a pretty dress.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
I've been looking at stuff for me to wear at the wedding.Then realised it's 6 months away and I might be a different size by then.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:46,
Reply)
I'm hoping I'll be a different sizeI just don't see it happening. Not fast enough anyway.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
I also went to the gymand I just had a few slices of leftover pizza and half a bottle of wine. And some chocolate. And a beer. I can't imagine why I'm having so much trouble shifting my gut.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:45,
Reply)
7 miles is pretty epicI'm by no means a fatty but struggle with anything over a couple of miles right now...
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:16,
Reply)
Months of effort mateIt happens quicker than you think but not overnight by any means
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Am I bollocks.I'm fucked after two very late nights on the trot, and have a shitty weekend ahead.
I have just eaten a cracking bacon sandwich though.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:43,
Reply)
Mmmmm... baconI have lamb liver and kidneys for lunch. Looking forward to it.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Yes.I am expecting it to be rather harrowing at best.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:52,
Reply)
I hope it goes by fastI know that's really all that can be said for it, but with any luck you might feel better after it
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:54,
Reply)
C'mon.....It'll be fine, she'll be pleased to see you I'm sure and hopefully you will leave feeling as though you done the right thing.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Well, good luckI hope she doesn't put you out of the house after 5 min.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
To be honest I hope she does.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:10,
Reply)
After all the long journey to get there?Mmmmm... well, it'll mean you can go home earlier, which is good.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
My brother is drivingThe journey will be fine. I expect to be sleeping on the way there, and drinking heavily on the way back...
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:15,
Reply)
Take a book in case she ignores you and then you won't be bored.(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:06,
Reply)
I'll be with my brother in an old people's homeThe opportunities for inappropriate humour will be boundless. Bored is one thing I won't be.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:09,
Reply)
Then, why do you complain?Some quality time with your brother while making your mum happy. That doesn't happen very often.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
I complainbecause I will have had about 3 hours' sleep before I have to drag my arse to Bedfordshire to get my lift.
EDIT This will mean that between Tuesday night and going to bed tomorrow, I will have had a grand total of 6 hours of sleep.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:27,
Reply)
I know how much your body is a temple and all that.But maybe you could neck a few pro plus to help.
(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:45,
Reply)
I'm alrightGot a bit of work to do today. Then next week is MY LAST WEEK in this shitty, annoying job filled with hateful cunts. It's strange because on a social level we all get on fine but some individuals when it comes to work turn into non-humans.
Supposed to be taking booze this weekend, but after last Friday I think I might give it a miss. I'll have a new phone to play with tonight and hopefully £520 worth of season ticket to flick through and admire...
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:51,
Reply)
Oooooooooooooooh dearWell... *struggles for something encouraging to say*
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
HehThe only encouraging thing is that Rangers are having to sell sell sell to pay the bills. Not particularly confident this season but you never know. My seats right behind the dugouts so I'm hoping for some banter with the coaches...
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:13,
Reply)
Rangers might well have been fucked last season if not for Kris Boydand he's gone along with half the first team. Good chance for your lot this year. If you are within earshot of Neil Lennon, remind him of his old friends in Nottingham and how much they'd like to have Aiden McGeady follow in his footsteps and play for Forest
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Ha!I expect McGeady to be at Villa this season. He hasn't featured at all for us in pre-season despite not being injured which is prety damning evidence. Unless Forest have £10m to spare and 40k+/week ;)
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:33,
Reply)
We don't, yetluckily I have Steve Jobs' kids in my basement. Started because his company make shit headphones but I figure Forest should get something out of it too
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I care not for Jobs and familylast Apple product I used was the Apple Macintosh Class II in High School. A tiny 10" black and white screen I think it had.
Still, it also had a kind of notepad feature where users could scrawl what they want and then the following user would be able to have a look at the crude drawings of those before.
Yes I would draw intricate animations of .. X rated stuff..
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:40,
Reply)
I want a new phoneI tried twice yesterday to get the HTC wildfire, but the system didn't work (Virgin) so I couldn't buy it. They told me they'll sort the problem in 48h!! 48h!! that's 2 days just to sort the problem!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Pain in the arse that isVirgin though eh? Can't you get better deals on those price comparison/deal sites like Carphone or Phones4U?
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:15,
Reply)
Oh yesThe Carphone Warehouse can find the right deal for YOU.
(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:31,
Reply)
Nope.Lovely morning here that I have just had to wave goodbye to as I descended the stairs into my very own, stifling, airless, Fritzl Suite.
Don't get paid till next week and I am already -£42. Yay!!
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
It's nice weather outI've got my decorator mate papering my bedroom so I'll not be sleeping in a room with bare walls, and tonight I'll be getting some sexy time. So it's looking like quite a good day.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:06,
Reply)
SorryIs it biting your leg again?
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:15,
Reply)
I hope your mate finishes in timeGirls tend to object to being covered in gloopy white substances halfway through coitus, and it's probably even worse if it's wallpaper paste
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
He says he'll be done by lunchtimeWe did all the prep work last night.
Wallpaper paste is probably not a good sexual lubricant!
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:14,
Reply)
UnprovenI think you should find out. What's the worst that can happen? You might end up stuck inside a woman. There are worst reasons to stay off work
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
This is trueAlthough answering the door would be a bit embarrassing, not to say difficult, and I could foresee problems once my bladder became full...
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:21,
Reply)
It would swiftly become her problemI'd be more worried about the reverse occuring
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Normallyhaving the decorators in means NO sexy time, doesn't it?
HOW FUNNY!
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:31,
Reply)
Yes, butthe decorator's going to be finished before tonight.
(I hope!)
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:33,
Reply)
I've got the car todaywhich meant I could roll out of bed much later than usual
still managed to be late though. I'm shit at getting out of bed
was going to be busy this weekend, now I think I'm going to do fuck all.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:10,
Reply)
I watched Point Break last nightand thought of you. Really really made me want to go surfing
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:11,
Reply)
lots of themwhile surfing. Bohdi even had a beard
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:13,
Reply)
surfing is the fucking businessyou should definitely try it. it's not quite as hard as it looks
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:27,
Reply)
I don't have much feeling in my feetso I imagine I wouldn't be able to grip very well, or I would definitely try. Plus I'm not the best swimmer ever (I can swim fine, but I'm not exceptionally fit)
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:30,
Reply)
you don't need to grip with your feetand less feeling is probably an advantage at first, given how often I smacked my feet on my board when I was learning.
I'm not anywhere near exceptionally fit, and I certainly wasn't when I started. It's similar to swimming, but surfing tends to use your shoulders in a slightly different way, and works your upper arms harder than swimming. It's harder on the rest of the body as well.
Also, I've got a massive bruise on my shin, and I discovered last night a bruise about 6 inches long and an inch wide across my belly, where I must have got hit by my board without realising it....
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:43,
Reply)
Right, that does itRecommend me a good beach where I can hire some kit and get a lesson, I'm going to give this surfing lark a go one weekend this summer.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:46,
Reply)
I recommend Saunton Sands in North Devonit's very forgiving, and chances are if there's surf I'll be there anyway
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:02,
Reply)
Then I shall investigate this furtherCheers!
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:05,
Reply)
it sounds painfulbut it looked so much fun. If I lived near the sea I definitely would. Can it be done in autumn/winter?
When watching the film last night, my sister came in as Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze were wrestling in the water and when she saw it, she quoted from the Mighty Boosh 'you have to marry me now, you've seen my downstairs mix-up.'
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:48,
Reply)
The last time I wentwas in October, and it was ok then with a half wetsuit. I wouldn't want to try it in winter, but I would love to go again sometime.
Surfbash anyone?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
nice ideado you live near the coast?
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01,
Reply)
Sadly I do notin fact I probably live as far away from the coast as it's possible to be in the UK - in Birmingham. I used to live near Blackpool though, I'm not sure which is worse...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)
fair enoughbut a surfbash would be amazing if there was a b3tan that lived close to a decent beach
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:05,
Reply)
Vipros has a houseand he can surf. All we have to do is persuade him he wants to host...
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
trouble is it still takes over an hour to get from my place to a decent surfing beachwhich is why I go camping a lot.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:09,
Reply)
I'm always up for thatexcept for this weekend, when I've just called one off.
that's mainly because I did it last weekend and with sonisphere next weekend I need a break
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:15,
Reply)
sounds reasonablebut yeah should definitely try and organise this
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:20,
Reply)
the difficulty is that it would be weather and surf dependent.not such an issue for me as I live nearby, but for others travelling from some distance it could be a pain.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:24,
Reply)
it really is both of those thingsI surf all year round, but from December till April you tend to wear a horribly expensive 5mm wetsuit, boots, gloves and hood, which all make it harder to do.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03,
Reply)
I'm undecidedI'd give it a shot this summer before need for specialised equipment rather than just a rental, but since I'm going to row this Michaelmas term, I might be stronger if I wait
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:07,
Reply)
rowing will help definitely as it works the back , shoulders and arms(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:08,
Reply)
I'm hoping that I can become good againused to do it, loved it, would be nice to pick it back up
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:11,
Reply)
I haven't rowed anything for years(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:17,
Reply)
I got out of bed at 6.25am to go runningI don't know whether to hate you for your lie-in or taunt you for your slovenly nature, knowing that I can outrun you easily
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
You wouldn't outrun Viprosif he was in his car.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:16,
Reply)
You could be done for running in excess of the speed limit then(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:21,
Reply)
I saw someone yesterday avoid traffic by going on the pavement and overtake a load of cars.True story.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:26,
Reply)
Was it a 4x4?Stretching the definition of 'off-road' a bit far.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:28,
Reply)
Nah', but I had a really friend Nigerian cab driver, who I was in when I saw it.He laughed and said it reminds him of back home, then he told me all sorts of stories about back home, Nigeria sounds like a good place to live, as long as you ignore all the crime.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47,
Reply)
you were in a nigerian cab driver?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04,
Reply)
That made no sense, what I said....."Nah', but I had a really friendly nigerian cab driver, who's cab I was in when I saw it".
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:22,
Reply)
I don't think my car goes that slowit goes straight from zero to 30
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:30,
Reply)
Is that true?Or is it that your massive fat foot mashes the pedal straight into the floor?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
of course it's not truethat would be ludicrous
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:41,
Reply)
In 1st gearwith your foot off the accelerator, you'd be trundling along at about 5mph. I could work it out more accurately for my car if I could be bothered looking up the idle speed and gear ratios, but I can't.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:35,
Reply)
it does indeedit trundles along nicely in 2nd and to some extent 3rd as well.
useful for car parks and traffic jams
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:40,
Reply)
Must make parking in ASDA a bit of a bitch.*Taps accelorater for a microsecond, and smashes into the car on the other side* "FUCK, not again !" *taps it again, and goes through front door* "..... shit".
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:37,
Reply)
it's not easy I must admityou get used to it though
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:40,
Reply)
I imagine when you tap the accelorator and VRRRM VRRMMM the car....... it sounds like an angel screaming and the devil singing.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:42,
Reply)
yeahthose 1.9 litre turbo diesel engines really make an exceptional sound
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:44,
Reply)
I donno what that means, donno much about cars.So it's almost the size of a big bottle of coke?
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:45,
Reply)
It's a four cylinderEach of the cylinders is about the size of a largish can of beer.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47,
Reply)
Do they fill up with petrol each time they go up and down?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53,
Reply)
air and diesel vapour(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01,
Reply)
In a four stroke diesel enginesome diesel is injected as the piston is coming up the cylinder, then it ignites by compression, forcing the piston down again. The next time it comes up, it pushes the exhaust gases out, then on the way down draws fresh air in. There's a system of valves which controls air in and out.
So every second stroke, fuel is introduced into the cylinder. But only a little bit.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04,
Reply)
Oh, ok.Wouldn't a 1l be faster than 3l then, as it's the same amount of fuel, except it takes more energy to push up a 3l piston than a 1l piston, 'cus the energy is disipitated more?
I know that ain't true, but not sure why.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:14,
Reply)
the 3l ones takes in more fuel and airso the resulting explosion is bigger producing more power.
as I understand it anyway
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:15,
Reply)
IndeedMore space for the fuel-air mixture, so a bigger explosion, as Vipros says.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:16,
Reply)
I'm happy2 weeks left at work before our drive across europe, and less than a month until the wedding, eek!
I was woken by a sleepy baby grabbing hold of my boob and biting it, hard. that wasn't the best way to start the day, I have to admit. however, he only woke up once last night, which was pretty damned good going, so I got some sleep for a change.
(
ascorbate, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:15,
Reply)
I learned two new moves in pole last night so I'm quite impressed with myselfalthough I'm paying for it today, I can't lift my coffee with my left arm and I can't look over my right shoulder.
Other than that I'm pretty happy because it's Friday and I don't have to go anywhere or see anyone this weekend so I can get lots of productive things done.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:20,
Reply)
I was going to do that onebut it was too easy!
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:25,
Reply)
Don't listen to the nasty boysI'd love to see you pole dancing. I wish I could do it, but I'm too heavy and clumsy for it.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Pole dancing per se doesn't excite me muchunless the dancer disrobes, of course.
But I was on a stag do in Prague once, and there was one girl who was particularly good at it. She was swinging around, hanging on with her legs, a good 10 feet above ground. Very impressive athleticism.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:38,
Reply)
I'm still jealousingover your legs
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50,
Reply)
but if you look here and here *points*you'll note distinct lack of boobage.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52,
Reply)
*does not look**accepts word alone*
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53,
Reply)
I don't think I'd know what to do with your boobsI'd probably fall over a lot
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01,
Reply)
I think we'd need a higher resolution photo to be sureBut I can definitely see some sort of tit-like bulge in the pic above. So I wouldn't worry if I were you.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55,
Reply)
DudeThose are her massive balls.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56,
Reply)
They're so big and heavyThat they move through her body, barging her organs out the way. What you're seeing is gravity causing them to sink down her inverse body, and the picture was snapped just before she nearly choked on them.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00,
Reply)
Sorry, but I've got to askWhen you go upside down, do your massive balls sinking through your body cause you to make an odd 'Moo'ing noise like those tubes you could buy as a kid?
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03,
Reply)
That's a bit cruelKitty's got rather a nice body, from that picture.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:08,
Reply)
I could say something mean hereOr I could bring out the Pandatron.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:10,
Reply)
You could use the medium of mouseoverNot that I'd do such a thing on any of my posts, of course.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:12,
Reply)
I always forget about mouseoversCan't be bothered to do them though.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:13,
Reply)
she has a very cool tattoo(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:14,
Reply)
This is trueAnd is tactful and doesn't provoke the Pandatron. 10 points.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:16,
Reply)
I don't need to pander to kittywe have an understanding
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:19,
Reply)
You don't pander to anyone(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:21,
Reply)
stop pandering to me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:23,
Reply)
is that your first post today?if so, I applaud you for getting right in there with some amusing and insulting.
how's the flat situation?
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:22,
Reply)
it is,you patronising cunt.
But off work today to do some flat stuff, they've backed down on charging me access to my stuff. That is the only good news, they are woefully ignorant of the law it's just pathetic, I did a FSA search and the company are affiliated with companies like "Phone-for-loan" and all this, some proper legitimate people.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I actually meant that :-Pthat's a pain. That means they are more likely to be staffed entirely by cunts and morons, which can't help your situation. Do you reckon they are likely to let you back in till the end of the contract?
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:29,
Reply)
It's based in manchester too so judging from the manc residents on hereit's a certainty.
They've designed the whole process to stop the shit getting to the top, swipe has offered to ring up drunk on rum which will at least stop them fobbing me off.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
rswipe phoning up drunk is bound to put the frighteners on themhope you get some kind of satisfactory resolution from it
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:36,
Reply)
bert's gonna get well stroppy if he sees you say that(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:41,
Reply)
What?You've got an amazing leg jutting out from your chest!
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53,
Reply)
I could try Paint Mashing another in?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56,
Reply)
I'm highly impressed!*sit back in impressed manner*
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52,
Reply)
are you doing that impressed nodding and smiling thingI hope so.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53,
Reply)
I am actuallyIt takes me all my time to climb over a gate.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56,
Reply)
You making this far too easy for me(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Do you sometimes yell out "PHSYICS ! I DEFFY YOU !" when you do things like that?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52,
Reply)
hahaha last night I fell offand said "you win again gravity"
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53,
Reply)
Hah, that's ace.Do you know that song "Keep Defying Gravity", from the Wicked soundtrack? I can't imagine that being very good for your sort of dance, but you might be able to do something with that.
What's your main song you do your dancing to?
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57,
Reply)
Careful mateKnowledge of musical theatre will quickly see you tarred with the pink brush. Great song, though
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
I don't mind admitting I love me a bit of theater.I love the big amazing sets, the music and dancing, the over priced but obligatory bottles of coke and packet of minstrals, going to a nice bite to eat somewhere before or after, talking about it on the tube back, the sense of humour.... everything about it. I don't go nearly enough.
Anything, from huge productions to a man in drag walking around a pub singing "These boots are made for walking".
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01,
Reply)
Bumder radar (BumDAR) appears to have picked up two signals over in this quadrant...(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Unfortunately my dance classes are dominated by pop musicbut when I'm practicing I just put on stuff with a good beat, Marilyn Manson is really good to dance to and so is NIN. Emilie Autumn is good if I'm feeling in a ballet type mood.
Lady GaGa is actualy brilliant to dance to, annoyingly.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03,
Reply)
Lady Gaga is brilliant, that's whyIf I still ran my cyber/industrial night, I am certain that Bad Romance would fill the floor.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:06,
Reply)
Oh man, I've not listened to Manson in years and years, I don't normally like shouty music, but he's alright.I like that "I'm a ain't a slave, to a good, that doesn't exist" song, or that album with loads of songs like "Hate song", "love song", "walking down the street minding my own buisness song".
Cool, Lady GaGa ain't to bad music wise, I ain't into all the fasson stuff she is, but her music is alright. I can imagine pop is in order of the day. Maybe it would be a good idea to get in touch with a musical person and see if they can make some sort of trance song specially for you, so you can say things like "I want a fast bit here, slow bit there, now I want a build up to....". Then you could flog the single down the clubs.
0o00o0o0oh, you could do a website with instructional videos and sell a few different poles that people can buy. Donno if something like that exists, but if it doesn't, it'll be quite a good thing.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:10,
Reply)
I really like her music, again, annoyinglybecause I usually avoid the charts, but she's got some catchy shit.
I considered instructional video stuff, I need to get a website up to advertise my classes first, but Wiggy's doing another project at the moment so it's on hold.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:45,
Reply)
I CANT TELL HOW SOFT YOUR SKIN IS FROM THAT PHOTOCAN YOU SEND ME SOME???
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
I can hang upside down by my legs from a pole tooWant pics?
Edit: OK, I sincerely doubt I can whatever magical David Blaine levitational black voodoo that Kitty can obviously do in that pic...
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:49,
Reply)
yesbut in the same vein as wanting to see pictures of a retarded squirrel. You know it's not going to be pretty but morbid curiosity takes over.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50,
Reply)
I don't have any pics of me on the pole :(I banned the use of cameras.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:51,
Reply)
It's hard getting decent pole picturesbecause you have to get a flattering angle and that means the subject has to hold the probably quite painful and difficult move while you fanny around with the camera going "waitwaitwaitwait....ok got it!"
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00,
Reply)
True, and most of the beauty is in the movementAnd profile shots obscure ass viewing.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04,
Reply)
That's what burst mode was invented for.(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:05,
Reply)
EwwWe were talking photography and you just have to bring masturbation into it.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:07,
Reply)
BollocksWe were talking about masturbation, then someone (possibly me) mentioned photography.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:09,
Reply)
I'm pretty clumsyMy best friend was a gymnast and she makes it all look really pretty whereas I have to remember to point my toes and stuff
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:48,
Reply)
I've managed to twist my ankle walking at home with my slippers.I'm dying to try, though, but I'm going to be the clown of the class.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
There's one in each of my classes,we have a really good laugh every week, it's lots of fun :D
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04,
Reply)
You see?That doesn't make me feel good. I don't want to be one of them. I want to be good :(
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)
they're good too,we just have a laugh and a giggle about it too. I spaz moves up all the time, we have a laugh and try again.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:46,
Reply)
The window cleaners turned up at 5am this morning and rubbed on my window like a tramp having a wank against a burger king displayFucking shit start to t'day
(
Theoban What of it, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:24,
Reply)
I woke up and my guts are telling me "No, you will NOT have a good gut-day today".And I'm all like "OH WOE IS ME !" a very very little bit because it's not very nice for me, or anyone else involved, which luckly is no one.
It's not the end of the world, just the end of me having a Good Morning, which is OK, 'cus I'm used to it, which is sad too.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:29,
Reply)
I woke up early this morningBut for some reason my duvet was exceedingly heavy, and due to this unforeseen circumstance I ended up getting to work 15 minutes late.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:32,
Reply)
So what you're saying is that you're too weak to lift a duvet?Fucking goths. You need some Vitamin D mate
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
What I mean isYo momma was on top of it.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:39,
Reply)
DangAlso, reasons to be glad you're not coming to InFest this year Labs - you know how Bradford has one of the UK's biggest Muslim communities? The English Defence League are planning a demonstration there on August 28th. Fucking brilliant.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Yep, my mate (girl who used to run InFest) told meWhat massive cuntbags.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55,
Reply)
Part of me wants to go along and heckleThe rest of me likes my broken glass-free existence
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
The hospital gave me some vitamin D stuff yesterday.The pills are tiny, but there 20,000 units of whatever it is (it's in my bag, donno what it's called) in my pill. Yes, that's right, 20k units.
When I saw the prescription and before the pills, I had mental images of a pill the size of my head.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:40,
Reply)
If the unit is micrograms (µg)then that's next to bugger all.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:41,
Reply)
I don't have a clue, I know my second highest quantity pill is 600 something-or-other per pill, and that one is quite big.I just times'd that 600 by 35 or soo.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:43,
Reply)
Depends how active the drug is, of courseA few micrograms of LSD will have you believing you can fly, but it takes a gram or so of paracetamol to ease a headache.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:49,
Reply)
Yeah', makes sense that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:51,
Reply)
My favoured does of LSD is about 400 micrograms.WRITE THIS DOWN THIS IS INTERESTING.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52,
Reply)
The thing I don't like about the idea of LSD is 20 years down the line you could walk into a room and suddenly start tasting colours.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57,
Reply)
It's an urban myth.Unless you've driven yourself mad on it - but you'd know about that at the time, not decades later.
I had a good 3 hits a week for about 2 years, and that was over 20 years ago - and I'm fineNO NOOOOOOOGET AWAY FROM MEEEE
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00,
Reply)
I donno, I've heard of a few people who say that happens to them.I know, like everything else, it effects different people differently, but my head isn't 100% stable at the best of times, I can't imagine phsycadellics being a good idea at all.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04,
Reply)
I'm of the opinion that strong mind-alterants (yeah, that's a word)should be avoided if you are not in a good frame of mind.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:18,
Reply)
I think thatpeople who get messed up on drugs were already messed up.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:48,
Reply)
do you mean the ones who go actually crazy?I'm inclined to agree
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:58,
Reply)
yeah I suppose, although I've never seen thatI meant the people who get all depressed and psychotic afterwards, they're depressed and psychotic anyway, the come down just exacerbates it.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:00,
Reply)
They can be hugely beneficialor send you round the bend. If you aren't in a good place mentally you can really lose it.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:30,
Reply)
That it is!Normally I'm ok, but this morning I just did not want to get out of bed. I was tempted to throw a sicky, but I'm a good boy.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:40,
Reply)
Yep, I've done it onceand I felt so bad and scared I didn't do anything all day, in fear I'd be caught.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
I did that!my friends had stayed over at the flat and I refused to drive them home until after 5pm just in case someone from work saw me.
(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52,
Reply)
Yesor get in facebook, in case someone from work reads me. It ends up being a boring day of watching tv only.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
But you could post a Facebook status updatesaying how ill you were, and that you were stuck at home, barely able to even get to the computer.
(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00,
Reply)
Can't remember who said itBut if you take a Blues song and read it backwards, it becomes a heart-warming tale of how a man gets his woman, job and house back, plus his dog comes back to life.
(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:44,
Reply)
that tickled me quite a lot(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:45,
Reply)
Thanks I definitely needed to know that you and Mark had sex this morning.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:40,
Reply)
that's the second thing that has made me laugh in about 10 secondsgood job
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:45,
Reply)
Not todayAs you said yesterday, I need find something "new, colourful and happy" to do.
Unfortunately - not wishing to put a damper on your cheerful morning - but I'm feeling old, monochrome and distinctly cantankerous today. I shall have to work on this.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Crayons would help.I shall have to see if they've got any in the stationery cupboard.
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Is that because you've already comeback'd mark before and it takes at least 12 hours before reloads?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:11,
Reply)
What, me exclusively?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:09,
Reply)
Not veryLast night was Singapore Girls leaving do, one lad took it upon himself to get drunk, be a knob, collapse, and need an ambulance, whilst throwing up over me, and SG.
This morning we went to the airport, to see her off. That was really really difficult, but as I keep telling myself, it's only a year. Not fun though.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:51,
Reply)
Sorry for thatAnd that lad... I hope you had a bit of fun, though. Did you manage to kiss her goodbye?
(, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »