I'm still jealousing
over your legs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but if you look here and here *points*
you'll note distinct lack of boobage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

*does not look*
*accepts word alone*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I'd swap any day

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I don't think I'd know what to do with your boobs
I'd probably fall over a lot
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Get them out?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I think we'd need a higher resolution photo to be sure
But I can definitely see some sort of tit-like bulge in the pic above. So I wouldn't worry if I were you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Dude
Those are her massive balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

On her chest?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

They're so big and heavy
That they move through her body, barging her organs out the way. What you're seeing is gravity causing them to sink down her inverse body, and the picture was snapped just before she nearly choked on them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

stop drawing attention to it!
*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry, but I've got to ask
When you go upside down, do your massive balls sinking through your body cause you to make an odd 'Moo'ing noise like those tubes you could buy as a kid?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

That's a bit cruel
Kitty's got rather a nice body, from that picture.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I could say something mean here
Or I could bring out the Pandatron.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

You could use the medium of mouseover
Not that I'd do such a thing on any of my posts, of course.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I always forget about mouseovers
Can't be bothered to do them though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

she has a very cool tattoo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

This is true
And is tactful and doesn't provoke the Pandatron. 10 points.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I don't need to pander to kitty
we have an understanding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

You don't pander to anyone

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

stop pandering to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Ok

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

good lad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I don't think you can call
this an "understanding"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

is that your first post today?
if so, I applaud you for getting right in there with some amusing and insulting.

how's the flat situation?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

it is,
you patronising cunt.

But off work today to do some flat stuff, they've backed down on charging me access to my stuff. That is the only good news, they are woefully ignorant of the law it's just pathetic, I did a FSA search and the company are affiliated with companies like "Phone-for-loan" and all this, some proper legitimate people.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I actually meant that :-P
that's a pain. That means they are more likely to be staffed entirely by cunts and morons, which can't help your situation. Do you reckon they are likely to let you back in till the end of the contract?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)

It's based in manchester too so judging from the manc residents on here
it's a certainty.

They've designed the whole process to stop the shit getting to the top, swipe has offered to ring up drunk on rum which will at least stop them fobbing me off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

rswipe phoning up drunk is bound to put the frighteners on them
hope you get some kind of satisfactory resolution from it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

bert's gonna get well stroppy if he sees you say that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

What?
You've got an amazing leg jutting out from your chest!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

yeah my legs do go all the way up.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

just the one though :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I could try Paint Mashing another in?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)