God THIS!
I hate cunts who just charge out of aisles with their trolleys without even looking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't get how they manage to negiotiate the carpark, and even drive there.
Yet think it's OK to suddenly stand still in the middle of the asle, drop their trolly off in front of stuff and walk away, cut people off, ram into you... and all without a please, sorry or thank you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

luckily I have a naturally looking mean face, so as I hate the store, I basically jet through with a "fuck off" look on my face, getting what I need
I say excuse me and thank you, etc
but with a "getouttathewaybitch" look

I think your problem is that you spend too much time in the grocery store trying to make decisions about what you want
"prawns? no. yes. no. maybe. YES. no."
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I have one of those faces too
In a box under my bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

i am that person who cannot make a decision
then I get all flustered and buy things I don't really want
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'm probably just wondering around humming some Colin Hay to myself.
I go into my own little bubble world at the supermarket, it's quite nice there, sometimes. Spend a good couple of hours pondering what to get for dinner, what to make and all that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Do they have 30 hour days in England?
Because here we only have 24 hours and I cannot imagine pissing 2 hours away in the grocery store thinking about what I want for dinner
It wouldn't take me 2 hours to get a cart full of stuff, pay for it, bag it and take it home.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Heh, sometimes I spend two or more hours, and still walk out with nothing.
I just go for a bit of a wonder, think a bit, get out the house, that sort of thing. I find the supermarket fasinating, all sorts of strange and wonderful stuff, esspesh if it's supermarket I don't go to often.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

A bit like taking a dog out for a walk, but I'm taking myself out for a walk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

that's the sweetest thing I've ever read I think

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm like a ninja SAS squad when food shopping
In, grab the stuff, pay and get out ASAP.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

^This
Shopping lists FTW!
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

This is generally my thought process.
*Sitting down at my computer at home*
"Oh god, I've written this function five times now, and I can't see why it's failing. It shouldn't fail, fuck it, I gotta blow this hell hole".
*Walking down the street*
"I forgot to load up my iPod with the latest Eminem music, oh, Colin Hay? I ain't listened to this in yonks"
*Walking through the door to ASDA*
"Dah dah, dadada, dah dah da daaaa do do do, Did someone call my name? like a distant drum that's beating... oh man, I love this track"
*Making my way, walking through the different asles, snaking them until I get to the end, like a cue at a theme park*
"Oh, fruit and veg, I could do some pastery thing, that'll be good, I'll pick up this/that/other, lovely... Hmm, meat, I could get some duck legs, that'll be good, saussages ! posh hot dogs ! Oh man, haven't had that in yonks, well fancy that over the next couple of days. Well, while I'm getting the saussages, might as well get some fry-up bits. It's a shame this place doesn't do Duck Eggs, they're so hard to find these days. Wow, I love this track. No, no crisps for me, last time you bought a packet of packets you polished off the whole lot in a two days. Those clothes look nice, I could get a nice new shirt, I'm going out in a few days, need to look good for my public. Pizza ! [flatmate] had a pizza the other day and I had a slice. No need for this veg now I ain't gonna do a pasta thing, [puts it back]. Wow, chocolate popcorn, lush, g'wan then. OH BOY ! I USED TO HAVE THAT CERIAL AS A KID ! I CANT BELIEVE THEY'VE BOUGHT IT OUT AGAIN ! Damn, this milk is heavy. Hollyoaks is on in 25. Yeah', nice lump of cheese, I'll go for that. Might as well get some bread and sandwich-meats to go with it. The fry-up is a lot of washing up, I can't really be fucked with that, I'll put that stuff back. I can't decide what to have, I'll call my.... oh wait, he ain't here anymore. Shit, is that [school friend]? Fuck, really ain't in the mood for speaking to anyone, I'll skip this asle and go to another one. I could do some sort of fish thing, donno what, I got XYZ in my cupboard, all I need to pick up is the salmon and spring onion. What the hell? 5000 calories per bite in this cerial? fuck that. Why the hell has this person put their trolly like that ? They managed to drive here. Fuck, it's 18:15, hollyoaks starts in 15, and I missed yesterday so I gotta watch today. Sweet, Martina Cole has a new book, Digital Download or Real Book? I'll pick it up, mum can read it next, I wonder what she's up too. Wait a sec, I've got like £80 worth of stuff here and only 3 days worth of food, I could get fillet steak from a resturant for that kind of cash, fuck it, I know I should cook though, that's what normal people do, cook for themselves, I'll cook. Fucking hell, look at this queue, that bloke has like a billion penny sweets with barcodes on, that'll take yonks. Ok, it's my turn now.... Beeep..... beep.... these self service tills are shit. That lady [member of staff] is just standing there, can't she see I need the code thing? It's one person for 12 tills, and she still manages to do fuck all. Fuck this shit"
*Walks out leaving everything*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You bag your own groceries? How queer

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)