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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Evening all....
Anyone fancy tasting my Gentleman's Relish?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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latest was 16 years ago)
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:34,
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I resent that.
I am a specialist in the 'ailments of the actress'.
Anyway - you are neither sexy nor a monkey.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:40,
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I fuck like a cock-raging Tamarin
just ask whatsherface
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:45,
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Hahaha!
Now don't open that can of worms again, you naughty chimp.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:49,
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I wasn't opening any can of worms
I was referring to the night of passion I recently shared with your bed-ridden mother
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:51,
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Did you chomp on her anchovy paste?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:52,
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The splendidness of your Momus reference is acknowledged.
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Cave Duck, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 20:22,
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Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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Is 'toast' slang for 'laydeez'?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:41,
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Also needs the word
"slathered"
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Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:41,
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OK.
New slogan.
Gentlemen's Relish - 'Best Slathered on Hot Laydeez'
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:44,
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