Do me a favour Gonz
jump off a bridge or take a bunch of pills, the fact that a belm-faced retard such as yourself so much as even breathes the same air that I do deeply offends me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Quite a lot of things seems to offend you, but chin up big fella, they're not all out there to get you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Nah, honestly there's very little that upsets or annoys me
least of all online. 50% of the time I think you're alright, I think you can be an amusing bloke, but the other 51*% of the time, I think that you epitomise everything that is wrong with B3ta, and indeed the entire world.

*I added another one percent, because I find you that annoying
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)

I sometimes find numbers hard too =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I expect you find most things hard, Gonz
except the contents of your colostomy bag
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)

What's your favorite nickelodeon show Bert?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I don't watch Nickelodeon
but I'm sure if you named a few I could go 'Oh yeah, I really like that one!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)