Good thanks, young lady
and yourself?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not too bad, ta.
Bit sleep deprived. But otherwise good.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

something keeping you up at nght?
I could hear my daughter snoring for most of the night, so didn't get much sleep either
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

No sleep on saturday night,
Someone saw fit to tickle me to death every time I started to fall asleep.
Apart from that, I'm just daft and don't go to bed until the early hours of the morning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Megan Fox is set to play you in the GROUNDBREAKING melodrama of a movie
of this event
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Megan Fox's tits are too big to play me.
I demand someone else.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Jude Law?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Someone with a vagina.
No, that's still Jude Law isn't it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Bingo!
I've never met you, so can't really make an accurate comment, but I'll say Lori Petty from her Tank Girl days.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

After having googled that
Thanks :D But needs moar hair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

maybe you need less hair
:D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I've always toyed with the idea of shaving it all off,
But I'm too scared that it won't grow back blonde.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I don't know where to start with that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Oh, please.
Enlighten me with your great wit and wisdom
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I don't think that'll be a good idea.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Shut up and/or fuck off then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Read:
Please don't change, my darling, I'd have to smash all of these porcelain effigies of you and start all over again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

That bird from Alice in Wonderland only with makeup on coz she's not as pretty (shhh pandertron, carry on sleeping)
And then Cate Blanchett can play old you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

:D
Ta very much.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)