I prefer Bailey's ice cream
And my existence was chipper before him so I'll manage fine when he runs off with Kitty.
I have sex with my cat when he's not here anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

cat local skag dealer
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Alternatively

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

HA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

They are one and the same

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

is that really worse?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

You're going to steal her fella
And you comment here? You're bold.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I'm being stolen
it's against my will. He's growing one of them twirly mustaches and everything, I fear I'm going to be tied to train tracks while perilous piano music plays in the background.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Eh, I'm sure someone will come rescue you
If it's near me I might swing by after work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Can I do the tied to the traintracks bit?
I've always wanted to be tied to traintracks.
Then you can step in and go to Homebase with him, or whatever people do when they canter off together.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Homebase would be our first destination of choice
they have some nice curtain rails.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Like so?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

haha
that guy proper looks like he's going to punch her in the face!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

And he will of she don't shut her yap, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

It's better, because my skag dealer/cat looks like Danny John Jules

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Could they be one and the same?
Hmmm... *twilight zone theme*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I don't know if I'm up for running
maybe a leisurely stroll
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

In fact make him phone a taxi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

haha yeah we can taxi off romantically into the distance
like them at the end of the Graduate, where they both look pretty miserable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)