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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Maybe I have reverse body dysmorphia
where I think I'm dead thin but everyone else sees a massive lolfatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Yeah that must be it
Because you really look like Two-Ton Tess.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Yep
This is her stretching before Pole class
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Your favourite song just came on my iTunes (on random)
I'm imagining you in neon shorts and tshirt, cuddled up in bed all warm and safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I thought you were talking to me then
I got a bit scared
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
It's not all about you, y'know
You didn't have the joy of seeing AA in his retina-searing clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
They were magnificent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
God we girls are so paranoid
I've just had a quick flick through my facebook pictures to try and find ones that are incriminatingly fat! Damn you Monkeysex!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Ignore me Kitty
you're fucking gorgeous and you know it, don't go letting my arsehole-ish comments get to you
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
it's this side of you that makes me think you are either
A: a paedo groomer
B: A raper
C: All of the above and a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
and lets face it, a liar.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
oi, let me enjoy it before he takes it away again!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Kitty O'Hara facilitator tut tut tut

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
because she's so fat and gross?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I think that's what he was insinuating
he hates me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
what a fucker
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
what does /ac mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
autocomplete

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Pfffft
I'll plump for option B.

I was only paying her a compliment because calling her fat wasn't actually meant to make her think she was fat
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
again, that's unnervingly pleasant of you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
ok that one was the most unsettling!
but still, *preens*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I think I have the same thing. I think I'm 2 stone overweight, my gf thinks 4 stone.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah, I'm just three feet short of the ideal height for my weight.
I'm morbidly undertall.
(Cave Duck, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Ha.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

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