Sometimes when someone goes in for the kiss, I kindda bowel my head down so they kiss my forehead 'cus the only one who kisses me is my mum.
And that's fine for her, how it should be, but then the rare time someone else does it's like an automatic reaction to do that, and it all goes a bit weird for a little while.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Maybe there should be no more hugs
and only handshakes, although that is a new problem as you have the crushers and the people whose hands just seem to slide through yours. Then as a lady you have the issue of do you crush their hand back which seems to say 'I are mean businesses' or 'I are have testicles' or do you do the wishy-washy handshake which seems to say 'I heart kittums' or 'DON'T BREAK ME I'M FRAGILE'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I fucking hate limp handshakes
I'm not a bone-crusher, but if someone gives me a limp handshake it means you have to do it back, which offends me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I've been informed
I give good handshakes for a girl, but I'm not really sure what that means or if its a good thing!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

beefy handshake every time
don't let them see weakness. But do stop squeezing if they are all limp handed and feel like their bones are going to crush
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I like the idea of going back 200 years, and the bloke gets down on his knee, takes his hand in hers, and kisses her on the [other side of the palm] bit.
Not much veration on that, rules are; No Slobbering; Peck not Kiss; left knee down; gental all the time.

Simple, unless it's raining or wet out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

See someone would always take it too far and end up
eating a hand or sticking it down the front of their trousers. Trufacts.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Can't really stick it down the front of his trousers, if he's on one knee and she's standing up, unless she's some sort of primate.
In which case, he's a sicko and it's best to realise this before you make company with them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

i misread
your misspelling of 'gentle' as 'genital'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

hah

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)