Gonz, are you, like, 80 or something?
Going on about your bowels AGAIN?
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 20:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Heh, I think this is going to be one of those that won't get in my head.
There are a few words that no matter how many times I say it or spell it, I get it wrong.

How's the DARLING Clendrix this very muggy evening?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I have been off sick today.
I am full of goo and I am deaf in one ear.
Apart from that, I'm fine :)
Tiding yourself over until the sushi shop opens again?
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Hah, mondays are Dark Times for the sushi-lovers of north-of-the-pick-my-willy-line-ests.
Although according to JustEat, there is a delivery sushi shop that'll deliver to me, I might give them a shot sometime soon.

Damn, sorry to hear you've got the lurgy, it ain't Bash Lurgy was it? Who you been snogging? If you're free at the weekend, I could bring you soup !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:13, Reply)

I've had lurgy since Tuesday last week.
I didn't pick it up at the bash...I shared it out.
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Let it be known to all and sundry that you're a very generious lady =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Eh?
Which ear? So I know which one to aim at ;o)
Sorry to HEAR about the goo.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Eh? What?
My left one. Aim and aim well.
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:17, Reply)

That reminds me, did anyone watch last night's Dragon's Den.
Made me proper lol, in a room by myself, which I never do 'cus of the telly. Fantastic old geezer made a spinning electric washing line [erm, those triangle things]. Plus the last one, I won't ruin it, but it was the most =0 offer I've ever seen on that show.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:19, Reply)

*aims*
*misses by a mile*
What a crap shot. Are you going to take tomorrow off aswell chuck?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Nope, gonna go in.
I'll already have one gillion e-mails from mongs.
( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:22, Reply)

*e-mails*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:24, Reply)

MOAR MONGS

( thealternativefact, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

:-P

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)