Obvious joke
are you sure it's not your penis?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I tore it out once and it grew back.
So fairly sure, yes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I dunno
I reckon that'd be quite a neat trick if you could cut your dick off and regrow it. HYDRA PENIS!
Except I'm not quite sure what you'd do if two grew back for every one you cut off...
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'd make a fortune doing porn in Japan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

MINDPISS

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Panic, cut both off, panic some more as 4 grow back, try to calm down,
Make a fortune in porn.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I think the porn market is surprisingly intolerant of men with penises the same size as pubic hair
however many they have
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

JAPAN, man.
They're all that size anyway.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I bow to your superior knowledge of male genitalia, sir

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Stop trying to get your face closer to my cock.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You can read me like a book
and not an especially good book. Certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I can read you like Love It! magazine.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

...is that a real thing?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's possibly the finest of the chav-mags.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

And you've done a comparison test?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Of course! I wouldn't make a claim like that without extensive research.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

And yet you have enough remaining brain cells to type?
I call shenanigans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

If it is your cock then you're going to make a lot of fucking money from it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Fucking money is the best kind to make.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)