They did, they smeared it all over his gravestone
then they all had a dance on top of his grave. I think it was "The Macarena"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Poor guy
I wish he had woken up as a zombie and eaten their brains before they made the film.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Now THAT'S a film!
Zombie Asimov V's Hollywood
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'd watch it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Can't be worse than "Mega Shark V's Giant Octopus"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

do not speak ill of the MEGA SHARK V GIANT OCTOPUS!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Can't be as good good as
Shark in Venice.

Stephen Baldwin grows a leg back
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

It was on the Horror channel at the weekend
I tried, I really tried, but it's...just...terrible...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Watch Black Sheep
If you want a bad-but-awesome horror film.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

if you want a plain bad one
watch Aquanoids
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I've given up on "so bad they're good" horror films
after I sat through a film about giant killer mosquitos, and then realised that I had seen it before.

I took a long hard look at my life after that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Black Sheep
is made of win. And gore.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

it creeped me out so much when that little sheep foetus is creeping up his back to bite his ear

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)