Ohhh, I totally forgot, I'd like to be a theorpy-dog trainer, that's right at the top of my list.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wassat?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You know how you can get guide-dogs and death-dogs and all that....
... well, you can get ones for theropy, like helping deal with depression, terminally-ill, anxiety, mentally challanged (etc) people, they just pet the dogs or learn how to look after them or even just look at them being dogs... and it helps them cope with the bad stuff in life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

That's lovely!
I swear my cat helped my dad's depression last time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

=)
I really do believe that animals have great mental healing powers, I don't mean in any sort of phsycic way or anything like that, but just in a way that makes you feel good. It's unconditional love, you put food on it's plate and take it out for walks and treat it right, and it'll show you an affection unlike anything else. You can tell them what you want and they won't tell anyone. It also helps you MTFU and take responciblity 'cus it doesn't matter how AWW DIDUMS you're feeling, you _have_ to look after it. It's better than having a kid in that department, because you can really fuck up an entire other human life if you're having the kid for that reason, which is beyond unfair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I agree with all of this, although I reckon you can mess an animal's head up
My ex encouraged Tigger to be a bit wild and I wanted him to be more calm and less nervous.
He'd have been a more stable individual if it was down to me alone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Oh'aye', I agree.
But on a theorpy animal basis, you see them for 30 minutes each day, or whatever, so you can't do any lasting damage, plus it's supervised, like you teach the dog to nussle at their hand as they recount horrific stuff to councilers, for example.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Awwwww

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I can't wait 'till I eventually move onto my next place, with a garden, so I can do this as a job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You'd bloody love that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I could not express in words how much I would
=D

In fact, I'm going to look up local collage courses this afternoon to see if I can get in on that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

This is a brilliant idea Gonz
It would suit you right down to the ground!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Death dogs
sound amazing..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

As a first step you could give them some of my real ales. Get the dog's pissed and let all their inhibitions out.
I'll give you a discount.
(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I wouldn't do anything to potentially harm a dog.
I didn't realise there would be any monsters on here who would do that =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Err, I wasn't being serious.

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

neither was he

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Are you serious?

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Sure?

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

nah I wasn't being serious at all

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Deadly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Does this mean that I was being serious then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

srsly?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Oh god, I'm so confused.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

This is why I always right "srs?" when I mean seriously serious.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

sorry, I'll try not to mess with your head in future.
It's only spelled srsly in New Zealand.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

vowelless tools

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Pot saying the kettle has a stupid accent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Cuh! I feel right daft, now.

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)