I sold Ian Beale microwavable sausages
when I was young working in Sainsburys.

I also once met Martin Johnson as he was in my bank trying to get young people to get fit (with permission from said bank). He was lovely. Also met Steve Redgrave as I used to row and he was properly awesome too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I sold him a shelving system about 2 years ago.
He is, entirely unsurprisingly, a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

We have so much in common Monty
(and yes he was really impatient and bogeyed)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)

More so than you know.
My involvement with the cardboard box industry is very deep and goes back 15 years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

We should get together and discuss fluting

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

flut trombon
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

is that bog-eyed or bogey-ed?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

whichever you prefer :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Did the sausage label say "prick with a fork" by any chance?
/the old ones are the best...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)