*sigh*
Did you use a gravel?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Absolutely.
It helps me to judge, which is my all-time favourite thing.
( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

hahaha
I love you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

or quick lime?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

with slow gin?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Ha! Nice work, Brian.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

A townie chap walked into the country pub near my dad's sister's house.
Asked for a sloe gin. Got a gin poured slowly. Put his nose out of joint rather, according to Uncle.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I'd love to have seen that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

sorry I missed your bash...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Totally judging you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I am so getting a gravel for the next bash
so in answer to the Q. I would spend my money on a few gold plated gravels for Team Awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I am going to get you a black cloth so you can sentence people to death.

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Sweet
I already have a list
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I'm going to assume this is an in-joke
That someone used 'gravel' when they meant 'gavel'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

*judges*

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*is found awesome*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Clearly my gravel is in need of adjustment.

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

+ly shit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I thought it was a gavel?
or am I being thick?
/edit - just seen Lab's comment up there ^
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

No I was
And wookiee let me be thick for about 3 hours before he corrected me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

For the first hour I wasn't sure you weren't doing it on purpose.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

This is why I said nothing either....

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Sometimes I have silly moments
A part of my brain knew it wasn't gravel but stayed quiet and laughed when it was pointed out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

It's easy to remain calm when you know you're right most of the time.
The opposite is happening in Labs's posts.
Poor spasticated mong.
( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

It just got to me, ok?
I can't explain it, but it'd happen In Real Life too. If I heard her saying 'gravel' when she meant 'gavel' I'd have to correct her. It's a compulsion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

oh man
so many cheap gavels on ebay

WOOHOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

There there sweetheart
*pats head*
If I wasn't such a forgetful clungewit, I'd be able to give you 49 examples of my own, eg, asking for a cravat of wine instead of a caraffe etc.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

It is 'gavel'
And I was sat here twitching, thinking "They're wrong, they must be doing it on purpose, they can't be that fucking retarded, surely?".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Haha ;o)
Especially TGB - she's the oracle of all things related to the English language :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

think of who it is
and then make that judgement again
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I underestimated the stupidity of b3tans

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*cries*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

'Team Ignorance of the English Language to an Awesome Degree'?


*slips over in gold-plated gravel*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I was trying to see if that was a clever acronym.
I was disappointed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

TIELAD
is what Montly calls his Indonesian houseboy. Who isn't very good at English either. But he's fantastic at blowing coke up arseholes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I just did a little wee laughing at that :D
Right, I am totally deleting my POTD comment from up there and giving it to you instead. After I've been for a big wee in the loo....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No, but it would make an excellent logo for a badge :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Aww Mam
Now I have to either Paintmash a pic of a judge holding some gravel, or make a pic where someone's drive comprises of tessellated gavels.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Splendid!
Either would work well, but I think the judge/gravel combo has the edge :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Man holding the scales of justice
with gold gravel in them, surely?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Ooo that's good. One sec.
Have this in the meantime.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Wow and you managed to find an actual picture of Monty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I can't find a decent photo of a judge holding the scales of justice
Plus I'm about to go home, so that'll do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

WIN!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)