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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm procrastinating writing a report
And thinking about all the things I could have done up until now, if I had had the money/opportunity and been more enthused. I'd have loved to have gone trail cycling, for example, but can't afford a decent bike for it, and I'd love to go snow-boarding or surfing.

If you won £500, right now, and were told that the only proviso is you spend it having fun (not paying off bills), what would you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:37, 269 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Camping trip with some mates.
Even if it's just for a weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
£450 of that would be paying the 'mates' to come with you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Take that smug look off your face
that was a shit insult.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
not really
I can't imagine anyone wanting to spend a weekend with you, least of all in a tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
says someone who spends most of the day trying to get my attention.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
yeah most of the day
in fact I've hardly posted in about 3 hours, not because I was working, but because I was waiting for the opportunity to have maximum impact on you. I hope it worked. Now tell me you don't fancy me. SAY IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I don't need to, it's in my sig.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
oh I hadn't spotted that
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
What's your favorite hospital drama staring Hugh Laury? Mine is house, I have it on DVD.
Do you own House too?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Do you drive? I would hate for you to get a flat tire.
I'm so glad I don't own a flat.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I had a bad stomach the other day, couldn't poo, yup, I was quite bunged up.
I sure do hope I don't bungaloo for longer.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I threw a brick yesterday and it smashed in two, they were quite small pieces.
That's right, I created a masonette.


....etc etc etc, wub u chompy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Well, I for one found that creative and funny.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
I enjoyed that too
although initially I thought it was directed at me and was confused
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I would never do anything that made fun of those recently rendered homeless
and can't believe that there are monsters on here that would.
(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Oh diddums !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)
I was on the phone to my boss but I did appreciate it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
=)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
When I said "appreciate it"
I mean I hate you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)
=D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)
shopping for sure
then off to the beach for a few days
oh man, that'd be sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Camping and paintballing and save 160 for a huge bag of green for the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
160 for a huge bag of green paintballs? thats alotta balls

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
actually that would only get you two boxes of balls at my local place
Plus I wouldn't fancy smoking a paintball.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I hope you're not talking about illegal drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
illegal massive drugs, sure.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
MOAR BOOZE IN KOS.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
VERY MUCH THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Parachute Jump

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
*shudder*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
MTFU

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
hey, I manned up, I did it!
Albeit involuntarily. If it had been a solo dive the plane would have had to come back down and people would have had to prise me out of the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
^this^ I don't think I could.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Save up and go for it
It's an awesome experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
strikethrough about it being terrifying not awesome
my shift key is sticking so I can't do the owl beak thing
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
'owl beak'?
That's kinda cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
oooooooh jumping from a helicopter would be fucking ace

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
A blender and 400 quids worth of hamsters.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
that's an expensive blender
especially considering what you're going to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
it'll be worth it if the tulips grow properly though.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I'll be so upset if he creates a never-before-seen amazing fertiliser
from scrambled hamster innards and makes millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

willitblend.com
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I cheap one would just clog up
I'm not messing about here.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Rent a vw campervan
and get a weeks worth of surfing lessons. Assuming I had change out of the van rental...
If not, then just normal camping and a weeks worth of surfing lessons. And a lot of booze.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I'd love a VW camper
But I've heard they're expensive to run/maintain, and handle like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
you get used to the more sedate pace of driving
but yes to the expensive running. hence why the g/f doesn't own one any more...
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I'd be torn between a VW classic and one of those massive fuck off RVs they have in America

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
All old cars are brutal to maintain
I used to have a mini. However, these geniuses will build you a new vw camper to your spec. You surely as hell wouldn't get change from £500 though.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
I totally thought that was going to be a link
to the VW site.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Nope
Some random company down in Bristol who import the VW shells from South America and then build them from new. I know this because there was one in our work car park a few weeks ago with a 10 registration - it's owner caught me peering in the window and weeping. He was quite friendly actually, once he'd asked me what the hell I was doing...
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
they ain't cheap though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Ha. Ha. No.
£36k for the very shiniest one.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I don't want all the cooker and fridge bollocks in one anyway
which is why I'm going to buy a van, insulate it and stick a bed in it and nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Like James May's improv camper van last week?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I actually thought that was pretty cool
you blatantly wouldn't put a bog in it, but other than it was ace.

but no, a VW van, with a proper comfy bed built in, but one that can be removed so I can also use it as a van.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
*Warning* Sad, anally rententive camping related tosser talk ahead.
You get some rather impressive and comfy looking inflatable beds these days.

www.aerobed.co.uk/pages/product.asp?prodid=2130&type=Raised&range=Classic
(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I recently bought the single height version
very good indeed. worth the extra money
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
they drive just fine
the newer ones, like T4s and T5s are great, it's like driving a boat

old ones are expensive to run, but no more so than any other classic car.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
that's not true, to be fair
but I'm very late on this, so I'm not expecting anyone to be paying attention.

They cost a fortune to run because they are mind-blowingly badly designed. In running cost vs what they are actually worth they are in a beautiful class of their own. Well, maybe two, including the Triumph Stag if you leave the original V8 in it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)
paying a small amount of attention
my view was based on experiences of friends of my brother who are big into the classic VW scene and restoration costs aside, haven't found the running costs to be particularly outrageous.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)
VW Transporters are also pretty ace.
A few of my surfer friends have them and I am tempted too. They are so versatile.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I would go with berk
we could pool our money and get digestives and marshmallows to make smores.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I was chatting with Amberl
about this the other day. We should totally hold a camping/surf bash at some point.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I've suggested it in the past
but everyone was all "ugh camping"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
How boring and miserable
of them. I would be well up for it, I'm sure we could get enough people interested. Besides, wasn't there a camping bash this easter just gone?
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
naa, we slept at Clendrix's dad's place
the trouble is, as I mentioned the other day, that camping isn't much fun if it pisses with rain all the time, and surfing is much more enjoyable in the sun.

I can easily go last minute, but those coming from further away, unless they are all driving, would have more difficulty.

Also, we'd need plenty of cars to get to and from the beach and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Logistically a bit of an issue
I suppose, but I'm sure it's still do-able. I'll ask around.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
If it's down our way I am in
plus have a huge old Jeep which is ace for lugging shit around. Camping - good, surfing/beach - good, local - very good!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
that sort of thing makes life a lot easier
I know some decent (and cheap) campsites in north devon and cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Me too
I'm not far away from you at all if you're in Exeter. Where were you thinking? Croyde, Braunton, Puttsborough, Wooly?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I longboard so usually go to Saunton
or Woolacombe. They're best for getting clear of wankers and are mellow for the beginners
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
that's because you said it
and no one likes you
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
that's right
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
*hisses*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Bad kitty!
Hissy kitty gets the spray bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
*UBERHISS*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Stupid cat
Well, it'll be back for food and attention later.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I'm hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Kitty gonna be nice now?
Nice kitty gets fed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Depends on the quality of your offerings

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Picky Kitty huh...
I have some strawberry cupcakes my friend made. They have the most strawberry-filled jamgoo inside and are very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
ooh ok then
*prrrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Only twatcunts are all "ugh, camping"
I'll come.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Well, that's six
I'm sure we could rustle up more. When's a good time of year to go, balancing weather/minimum number of cunty tourists in Devon?
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
September

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
There'll be a bunch of us down near Tiverton in September,
if I remember right that's not too far from Woolacombe...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I didn't want to mention it on 'ere like
Just in case you didn't want random b3tans turning up to your orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Only if they're hot.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
HAHA BADGER'S NOT INVITED!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Nor are you,
Mr I-look-like-a-shit-Brendan-Fraser.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Didn't wanna come anyway
Any orgy with Gollum in is doomed from the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
*some joke about rings*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Well, it's about 50 miles...
Are you up for a camping/surfing bash?
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I shall liaise with the minions,
but if you're down that way for a surf I don't see why we shouldn't wander over for a day.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
let me know which weekend it is
chances are I'll be up surfing one of the days anyway, camping or not, so might be a laugh to meet up.

it's pretty quick to get from Tiverton to Saunton or Woolacombe
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Gazzed ya.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Plus the weather probably won't have turned cuntish by then.
EDIT - I also have a big 6m stunt kite that is a right laugh on the beach. If anyone want's to bring a board or buggy, or just risk taking off more than welcome to a go.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
It's one thing meeting people you've never met and going to the pub for an evening.
It's another going on holiday with them.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Well, I've met berk before
And I'm sure Vipros and I will get on fine. Besides, I can always hop in the car and fuck off if they start getting all weird and culty.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
you raise a reasonably good point
but camping isn't like a holiday. I frequently go camping with a group of people I do know, and generally people will bring others that only they know and everyone will intermingle.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Of all the b3tans I've met,
there's only one I'd avoid. Most are the same as they are on here IRL and I've spent many a top notch weekend with plenty of smashers.
(Even my honeymoon weekend.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Excellent
Are you coming surfing then, Tourette's?
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Alas, I have zero co-ordination to the point of being dyspraxic.
I could sit on the beach and be towel monitor though ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
It would only be for a weekend
and nobody would stop you from fucking off home. It might even be positively encouraged.
(berk, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
that would be awesome
b3tans on tour
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Indeed it would!
CDCs all round :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Would buy
a pair of shoes I've wanted for ages, that's a oner gone. And I'm not drinking at the moment, but I'd call a few mates and get an industrial amount of illegal street drugs. I'm easily pleased.

EDIT - But not before taking a girl and my cousin to see Toy Story 3 like I promised.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Is the cousin in case the girl doesn't put out?
Or is it the other way around?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
The other way round.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I've always wondered what a hot air balloon ride over Bristol would be like
so with that in mind, I would probably find a homeless person and burn the money one note at a time in front of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Are you in a low rent KLF tribute act?

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Ha!
Not quite a million
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Ha! Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I've done it, It's good. Very good.
edit - balloon over bristol, not torturing homeless
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
id hire one of those wacky fucking warehouse kids play doodahs for a bit
one of those places with climbing frames and ball pits and slides and shit and YEAH!

and some beer. and a mcflurry.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I think I might get stuck in the curly slide

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
you have to spoil it for everyone :(

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I know
they would have to cut the slide open and remove me and everyone would be all "aww Kitty spoiled the day AGAIN" and I would be sad. Unless there were sexy firemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
ooh i had a fire safety course at work the other day
and when we left they gave out these little ticket things with phone numbers on... apparently you call this number and a fireman comes to your house to check your alarms and safety and shit for free.

holy fuck right i got a handful of them
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
hahaha
you're gonna be there in your satin babydoll tonight aren't you, ringing every number in turn.

There was a fire in the building next to my pole class last week, the fireman came to watch us, it was exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Did you show them your best moves?
Did they then take off their jackets, revealing their muscled torsos, and take over the pole to show you moves of their own, like in a musical video where there's a dance-off?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
that totally happens at pineapple dance studio
they had one with cops the other day
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
see, it's true to life!
We had ambulance guys in once too, but that was my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Epic clam slam?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
haha that would have been mightily embarrassing
no this was when I fell on me 'ead in a very ungraceful manner
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
That'll do it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
And then, as the firemen and the polegirls take it in turn
Each routine getting hotter and raunchier, as the music builds to a crescendo, suddenly the firemen rip off their trousers and just start fucking each other hard. I mean, dicks flying everywhere, any hole's a goal, massive meaty manwich mayhem, while the polegirls just look on in abject shock and horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
hahaha
officesmirk
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Maybe I should direct music videos
I'm sure Lady Gaga would love that pitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
id share some cards with my mates if i thought them worthy of it
i mean, i think i deserve them more
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
you could probably buy a mcflurry machine
and proper fucking wine rosalala, gawd
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
it was £15 a bottle mon cheri
wine of the week apparently
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
crap table wine

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I think a barge holiday with b3tans would be ace
Tootling along somewhere like the NorFUCK broads and dropping anchor whenever we see a pub we fancy. On board entertainment to be provided by the Mighty Belmers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
My parents have a barge
I was on it a couple of weekends ago with my friends, it was awesome. Even when we ran out of petrol and had to tow it for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
one of my best fucking holidays ever was boating on the broads
i love the bald 80yr old speed cops who float around in their flash little police boat making sure you abide by the 5mph limit
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
That sounds fab!
I've never done it before but have suggested it to a couple of mates for next year. So you'd recommend the broads then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
i loved it but we had a little boat, not a barge
i was master of the 46 point turns by the end of the week. fuck knows how youd accomplish that in one of those long fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
That sounds like a better idea.
Thanks, I'll look onto smaller boats instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
and if you get stuck under a bridge and snap your aerial off just steal someone elses before you take the boat back
top tippage there.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
*takes notes*
Thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
we did a 9 point turn in ours
Captain Wiggy has skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
That's fooking impressive!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I'd enjoy that for a day or two
but I reckon I would get bored
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
we'd throw you off then
I bet that'd be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This be mutiny!
i'll see you hang by the yard-arm for this Fletcher Christian!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
not if i cut yer eyeballs out first
argh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Well if you're not going to play nice you can keep your barge
*steps onto bank, watches you chug away very very slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
pirates don't play nice, matey

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I'm sure I'm not the only one who read that as Felcher Christian ;o)
"I say, Mr Christian, fetch me another cabin boy - this one's split!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I fear you might be, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
/feels dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
(the eighth dwarf)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Hahahahahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I'd buy many cases of nitro fuel
and then spend my weekends trying to use it all up
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I'll give you one guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
A David Bowie gig?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
OK I'll give you TWO guesses.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Does it rhyme with "Passive Mugs"?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
*nose/pointy gesture from 'Give Us A Clue'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Just out of interest...
How long would £500 last?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
at least a weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Entirely depends how good it is

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Say it was a bit better than average.
I ask because every couple of months the news always reports "COCAINE NOW CHEAPER THAN COFFEE" or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
i'm going to assume they're not talking about folgers

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Folgers?
all the drug slang I know dates from c.1994. Do they even make "squidgy black" anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
more like sludgy black

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
hashish from Afghanistan
falls into that category, and some of it is fucking mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
i know nowt of massive drugs
i was tawkin bout cawfee
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
fucking right they do

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I thought it was all "super-skunk" this and "paranoid-psychosis" that nowadays.
I just stick to alcohol, which as we all know is totally harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I had some squidgy a few weeks back
it was a welcome change
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Well speaking personally
It's one of them things where if you gave me £500 and I spent it on bugle this second I reckon me and a mate could quite easily get through it by two or three in the morning. But if it was my own money, I'd buy a gram or two and make it last all day and night.

I haven't touched it in ages though because I'm a poor student.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
If I went out drinking at the same time
I could do that in 24hrs.

Staying in, Friday night to Sunday night could probably clear it.

I've done 7 full grams of 80-90% pure flake without sharing any, in 24hrs before. A chum left a huge bag at mine and I just lost it. Not big, not clever, not cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
You are Tony Montana
and I claim my exciting gun battle in a well appointed mansion
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I'm a fucking rotter.
I'm not at all proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
You've just gone from Al Pacino to Terry Thomas
Ding Dong
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
It's all relative though, init
If someone *gave* me £500 of bugle I would polish it off very quickly. But with my own money I'd be a lot more astute (I say that now...).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Quite so.
The number of times I have bought eighths intending to sell some and doing it all in instead run into the hundreds though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Aye I've been the same
Doesn't matter what drug it is, but if I have a big pile of it and haven't started doing any, I'm no tempted at all. If I don't want to do them I won't do them. However, as soon as I have a line, that's it, I'll sit there until it's all gone. Could be five grams or five kilos.

Which is why I always knock out what I want to get rid of before starting otherwise I'd be on the streets right now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Steady on old bean
That's a lot of beak, a potentially fatal amount I hazard.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I...AM....IRON...MAAAAAAAANNNNN........

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
In your defence
I have heard it is a tad moreish.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Iron Nose
more like!! Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
coke is horrible
and the administration is just revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I've had it blown up my arse before
Stevie Nicks-style. Why am I telling you this?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
w. t. f.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
There can come a point of an evening
when you simply cannot get it to go up your nose any more. I'd like to point out that I've only ever had this done by women.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
That's a relief
for a moment I was worried you had engaged in something deviant.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I need several drinking straws. Don't ask why!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Mind if I borrow your vuvuzela?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Running naked and tumescent into Bethnal Green McDonalds
then running straight out again bearing straws is not something I recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Of course, that would be rude
better to buy something first.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
They HATE freeloaders in BG.
Naked ones worst of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
POTD.
Was it effective?

And a bonus for the Stevie Nicks reference.

"Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
Shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus"

Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit - "Fuckin' ell, it's Fred Titmuss"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
It's not too bad.
To be honest by the time you get to that stage it's not likely to do much no matter how you ingest it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I really honestly don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Shit jewlerly from ebay?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

ebay Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
'jewlerly', eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I didn't want to be the one to point that out.
I thought it added to the "speshulness" of the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah the shit you buy doesn't deserve any other name.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
No, Jew-ry

(Cave Duck, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
POTD
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Undoubtedly
a massive sesh. Probably start off at a steakhouse somewhere, including some beers. In fact that could be most of the money gone already if I invite enough people....
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Put it toward my bail.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Oh dear
who have you killed now?

Actually I could probably guess.....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I was very good.
*gazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
You always are

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
unlike you
shitface
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Clickin' both of these!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Hee hee :o)
There you go again....
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
on your owwwwwn
going down the only road you've ever knoooooown! Like a drifter you were born to walk aloooooone
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I'm always good too
You're just a beacon of spite and hate, lashing out at the world even when it tries to help you by sending you awesome people like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
The Crack of Doom.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Tell me tell me tell me !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
*sigh*
Did you use a gravel?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Absolutely.
It helps me to judge, which is my all-time favourite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
hahaha
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
or quick lime?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
with slow gin?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Ha! Nice work, Brian.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
A townie chap walked into the country pub near my dad's sister's house.
Asked for a sloe gin. Got a gin poured slowly. Put his nose out of joint rather, according to Uncle.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I'd love to have seen that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
sorry I missed your bash...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Totally judging you.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I am so getting a gravel for the next bash
so in answer to the Q. I would spend my money on a few gold plated gravels for Team Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I am going to get you a black cloth so you can sentence people to death.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Sweet
I already have a list
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I'm going to assume this is an in-joke
That someone used 'gravel' when they meant 'gavel'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
*judges*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
*is found awesome*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Clearly my gravel is in need of adjustment.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
+ly shit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I thought it was a gavel?
or am I being thick?
/edit - just seen Lab's comment up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
No I was
And wookiee let me be thick for about 3 hours before he corrected me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
For the first hour I wasn't sure you weren't doing it on purpose.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is why I said nothing either....

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Sometimes I have silly moments
A part of my brain knew it wasn't gravel but stayed quiet and laughed when it was pointed out
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
It's easy to remain calm when you know you're right most of the time.
The opposite is happening in Labs's posts.
Poor spasticated mong.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
It just got to me, ok?
I can't explain it, but it'd happen In Real Life too. If I heard her saying 'gravel' when she meant 'gavel' I'd have to correct her. It's a compulsion.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
oh man
so many cheap gavels on ebay

WOOHOO
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
There there sweetheart
*pats head*
If I wasn't such a forgetful clungewit, I'd be able to give you 49 examples of my own, eg, asking for a cravat of wine instead of a caraffe etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
It is 'gavel'
And I was sat here twitching, thinking "They're wrong, they must be doing it on purpose, they can't be that fucking retarded, surely?".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Haha ;o)
Especially TGB - she's the oracle of all things related to the English language :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
think of who it is
and then make that judgement again
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
I underestimated the stupidity of b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
'Team Ignorance of the English Language to an Awesome Degree'?


*slips over in gold-plated gravel*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I was trying to see if that was a clever acronym.
I was disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
TIELAD
is what Montly calls his Indonesian houseboy. Who isn't very good at English either. But he's fantastic at blowing coke up arseholes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I just did a little wee laughing at that :D
Right, I am totally deleting my POTD comment from up there and giving it to you instead. After I've been for a big wee in the loo....
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
No, but it would make an excellent logo for a badge :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Aww Mam
Now I have to either Paintmash a pic of a judge holding some gravel, or make a pic where someone's drive comprises of tessellated gavels.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Splendid!
Either would work well, but I think the judge/gravel combo has the edge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Man holding the scales of justice
with gold gravel in them, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Ooo that's good. One sec.
Have this in the meantime.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Wow and you managed to find an actual picture of Monty

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I can't find a decent photo of a judge holding the scales of justice
Plus I'm about to go home, so that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Video camera, gram of coke, and as many cheap whores as I can get for that money.
Or, failing that, taking a friend out for the evening, no expenses spared, full luxury car to take us to the west end, good show, posh food, cocktails, the whole shebang.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

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