I've had it blown up my arse before
Stevie Nicks-style. Why am I telling you this?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:10, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

w. t. f.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

There can come a point of an evening
when you simply cannot get it to go up your nose any more. I'd like to point out that I've only ever had this done by women.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

That's a relief
for a moment I was worried you had engaged in something deviant.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I need several drinking straws. Don't ask why!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Mind if I borrow your vuvuzela?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Running naked and tumescent into Bethnal Green McDonalds
then running straight out again bearing straws is not something I recommend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Of course, that would be rude
better to buy something first.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

They HATE freeloaders in BG.
Naked ones worst of all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

POTD.
Was it effective?

And a bonus for the Stevie Nicks reference.

"Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
Shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus"

Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit - "Fuckin' ell, it's Fred Titmuss"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

It's not too bad.
To be honest by the time you get to that stage it's not likely to do much no matter how you ingest it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I really honestly don't know.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)