I used to like Hammond
His love of Oliver made me believe he actually gave a shit about cars rather than Clarkson who just likes driving fast going vroom. Then Hammond caught clarkcockitis and now just mocks everything that isn;t fast and goes vroom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I find that
they seem totally blinkered about some cars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I find the way Clarkson speaks

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

*pause*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Is irritating

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

it's........almost
like......thewaythatwilliamshatner......speaks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I couldn't agree more

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ha

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ha
He's from the Shatner school of speaking
damn you vipros
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Someone didn't refresh the page before posting

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Maybe because I was distracted by WORK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I agree
but it stopped being a proper car show years ago and the worst thing is they are recycling all the jokes. Setting things on fire camping - done twice now. Car falling off cliff/down big hill - twice. There are others but forgotten for the moment. James May has done the best out of it I think. His big ideas show is ace. I loved the show he did with the scalectrix as well.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Also, Clarkson is utterly hopeless when he appears on any other shows. He can only work to a script.

(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

yeah he's never very funny on quiz panel shows

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

he's ok on QI because he actually knows some interesting stuff that others don't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

And he eats lots of interesting animals.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

yeah, his toys show is good
I still enjoy the show, and I want to know about supercars, not just what shitty ordinary cars are around.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

true, I don't think anyone watches it to find out which car to buy next
Although I did really enjoy the bit they did where they got three little runabouts and got their mums to test them for shopping capacity, ease of driving, etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that was quite good.
last time I watched Fifth Gear I ended up ranting at my mate about how shit it was for about half an hour.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It is balls
apart from VBH, that voice is something else. Like she has been gargling with fire and nails.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

she's a twat
she's turning into Quentin Wilson. Twat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

He lives 'round here
I bump into him in pubs. He's a tall, arrogant fucker.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

he has literally nothing to be arrogant about
I want to kick him in the neck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

good luck reaching
are you a flamingo?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I hate fifth gear
it's just so shitty. And that Vicky bird pisses me off, she's so annoying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I enjoyed most of the races
between cars and public transport
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)