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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He really is moving to the country.He's massively obese and has never killed anything in his life bar my furniture, because he doesn't go outside. I've seen two dead cats just by my house in the past year or two (one of whom looked just like my cat Benny) so I'm glad he's a 'house cat' but I feel guilty about his quality of life so I am 'letting him go'.
Not happy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:09,
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I once pulled my car over to see if I could help a run over catIt was already dead, but a woman drove past and I saw her mouth "You bastard!" at me.
It wasnt me! It was the one armed man...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:12,
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I stopped the traffic to save a comedy scouser wig once(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:13,
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Was it attached to a comedy scouser?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14,
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Do all the moggies have perms in Liverpool?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:17,
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Did you put it on, turn to the irate motorists you stopped and say;"Calm down, calm down" like wot Harry Enfield used to do?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:18,
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I was almost in tears!!This poor permed cat, cut down in its prime, and now they're about to drive over it for good measure. I wasn't going to have that.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:19,
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I reckon he'll be home before you.Cats are remarkable creatures. He's probably got his own Oyster card that you don't know about.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:14,
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