I haven't been abroad in 4 years
*sadface*
Who wants to run away to France with me!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Make it Rome and I'm in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Ok done
Shall we go after your dad leaves?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Perfect.
I'll give you a personal guided tour of the Roman Forum then you can kill me out of boredom and throw me in the Tiber.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

throw me in the Tiber take me up the Khyber
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Are you calling TGB a necrophiliac?
Like a cardboard box industry Sir Jimmy Saville OBE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I don't think I could fuck dead people
I like 'em warm, so until I find a 6' microwave I'll have to carry on with the live ones
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I'm not sure I could, either.
Still, never say never, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

6 years since I've been abroad
I'm not sure if that means I win, or if it makes me a bigger loser.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I live in Norfolk
so according to the standards of my locale I last went abroad 2 weeks ago. Weekend trip to Center Parcs, Elvedon Forest, just over the Suffolk border
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)