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It's strange but I'm off on holiday for a whole fortnight in 2 weeks time and I don't think I'm as excited as I should be.
Come on folks, stir me up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:32, 155 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Come ON! You're going on holiday!
You get to see actual burning sunshine and feel the sand squishing between your toes! you can perve on NON PASTY, godlike men from behind your sunglasses at the beach.
Why aren't you more excited?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)
I like pasty ungodlike men.
I guess I've got stuff on my mind that dampening down the excitment. I just need some affirmation how fantastic it's going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
It's going to be fucking brilliant.
trust me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
Fanks! : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Too early?
*prises open fanny*
*inserts spoon*
*stirs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)
Dirty, dirty
So dirty...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
That's nothing
compared to what I've got in mind to do with to you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)
Haha! you're such a flirt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Yep, such a charmer
I think I might be falling in love.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
I'll send you a pic of me naked if you like
that'll put you right off and you can get on with your life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
Jesus! you're worse than me at the whole 'I think I'm a munter thing'.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
Years of practice, darling
7 years in an all-male secondary education establishment will do lasting wonders for one's self-esteem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Depends on the size of your cock, I'd guess

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
and your bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
It'll never be the same as it was when I was 12...
*sniff*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Oh, a gaz of your cock!
I haven't had one of those yet! I'm so excited!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Neither have I
And I'm very glad that's the case!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
Tried it once
Needs three gazzes to send in full
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
You need a lower magnification
on your microscope
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Do you WANT my self-esteem to SUFFER, damn you?!
I know today must be tough for Celtic fans but there's no need to take it out on the rest of us!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
Now there's an insult!
I am most certainly not a Celtic fan. I have an ingrained loathing of both halves of the Old Firm.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Oh, my bad, sorry sir
Who's your team then? And who the hell is it I was winding up for being a Celtic fan the other day?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I don't really follow football

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
It was Billy Connolly and then the Pope.
You must stop pretending that you're in a "Fantasy Football Fans League" with fanous people.
(Cave Duck, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
That's preposterous
The Pope is a Borussia Monchengladbach fan

Everyone knows that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Like so?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
Dude

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)
Hungry?
Btw, your new profile pic on FB is ludicrously bumderish. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
Yeah, I know, good innit
Given the recent brouhaha on my page regarding casual and inappropriate use of the word "gay", I thought it'd pose certain people amongst my friends a challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Baiting?
In that case I'll let you off good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
I shouldn't relinquish your kind favour
but in honesty I threw that pic up cos it's a really nice picture of me, my sister and Ms Foxtrot. We're all smiling. Happens so rarely when we pose for photos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
It is a lovely pic : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
Thanks sweetie :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
dude I've just woken up that is nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Funny though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
true, but still *shudder*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Perhaps you think you will miss us plebs too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)
I'm going there with 2 B3tans.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
Better not
I've found that I have much better holidays if I'm not too excited before hand. Having said so, I'm off to Tenerife on the 26th of August and I can't wait!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
:D
So you're more excited about my holidays than yours. That's a good girl :)

I'm looking forward to seeing you on Sat too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
Me also.
It will take my mind off things for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Is this morose mood down to your cock-famine
or something else?

We want Cheery-Blouse back!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
Nothing to do with men. I'm over that.
Just family stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Ah, fair enough.
Nowt much you can do about that.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
I know : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
I have my own personal troll
That's pretty exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Anyone we know?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
He's on acid.
It's really a Downs kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
Acid is one thing I don't think I'll ever try
Just doesn't tempt me at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
Rory Lyon
Sadly, he's terrible at it. See?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
I've just been reading that
What a wanker he is!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Pfft! He'll get bored after a while.
They always do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
I'm just highly amused by it all

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
So you should be
That guy is a premier cunt and no mistake. If he ever posts a story I say we all troll the fuck out of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
I bet he's Bert

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
Nah! Bert is more ?..................... surreal in his abuse.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
and more original than to use one word repeatedly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
original????
his only come back to me was "shut up chompy" I hope Bert gets bad aids.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Now now, he commited suicide, so show some respect for the departed.
He gave you lots of "exposure".
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)
He can be a grade 'A' pillock sometimes but I think he's just misunderstood.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
I don't think he was complex enough to be misunderstood
but whilst we talk about him he is winning so no more from me!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is quite interesting.
Bert was a bit of a bully, but I think you reacted badly to his Chompy nonsense. You were doomed to clash it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
I could have reacted better,
however the key word is react isn't it. Provocation no matter how immature is still provocation. Cause and effect, Bert was a homme and I reacted.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Pfffft! but I suppose so

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
also,
"Shut up Chompy" is three words
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
touche........................
tou - fucking - che!!..........
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Hahaha
Points, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
But his alter-ego might not be

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
Perhaps, but Bert said he has a different character for his other identity.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Nah Bert's pretty lovely really.
he's just got this awful habit of saying things without thinking them through.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
I'd normally accept this
But his constant repeating of the same things that he knew would upset people meant this isn't true.

Don't get me wrong, I've opened my mouth, and spoken without thinking before, but it's a bit different when you have to take time to write it, and then repeat it non-stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
mmm but the same can be said about everybody I'm sure.
and I'm sure everybody has their reasons for doing so. I'm not going to pretend I know what those reasons of his were, or if he had none and was being a dick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
I genuinely think he has something wrong with him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
^this to infinity and beyond^

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)
Hang about
you have a problem with Bert?

You?

Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I would probably like him irl
but he was such a tit on here I hope his balls fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
I think all of us on here have a personal bugbear
Mine was Al for ages. He had such a hard time with not being able to handle how much he wanted to fuck me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Al is awesome
Loads better than you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I actually find Al quite amusing now I have a better understanding of his sense of humour
Haven't seen him in ages though. Could you do the ping-pong ball thing and fire him back out of your massive vadge please?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
He's on his honeymoon
He's rented the vag for the rest of the week I'm afraid, paid up front so I can't kick him out.

If anyone should hate Al it's me as it's his fault the massive vag meme took off *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Yeah you have more reason to hate him than most
He did start a meme about me being an ugly cunt but only he stuck to it. Everyone else found the gay one much more entertaining
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
you are an ugly cunt though
that's not a meme, that's the honest truth
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Go fuck yourself
cuntbubble
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
hahahahaha suppressed homo rage!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
But he's not ever going to 'post a story' is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Surely if his only purpose is to post such comments on others' stories
the mods would prefer he fucked right off?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
I don't think the mods really care, we're all adults here.
I think they only intervene when things get inappropriate with things like porn etc being posted or when other people complain directly to them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
of course they don't care
they aren't paid to do it. Most of what gets reported to them is probably whingy whingers whinging.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
The mods would prefer if you all stopped taking the internet so seriously
honestly trying to whip up support to troll someone who was mean on line, pretty pathetic.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
yeah
you want to whip up more support to troll that massive bumber Foxtrot
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
He really is a 'bumber', isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Yes he is
That's a level higher than bumder
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Is it short for 'bumbaclaat'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Sure why not
Foxy is almost at the highest level of Bumbledore. Flouncing+1
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
*cracks up*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
there's a lot of anger and taking things seriously going on here at the moment
have you noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Phrasing it like that excites my inner geek
Stick it on a Magic-esque gaming card and I'll be your faithful servant forever

Like on of the Gammorhean Guards on the Skiff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I agree with this entirely.
How's life in cardboard city, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Parents are off away for 2 weeks so I've basically swapped a 2 bed flat
for a 5 bed house with a garden and a cat.
rent free
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
are you going to become less angry as a result?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
as trolling goes, the guy's doing an alright job
consistent use of the same phrases and arguments
replying to people, but not actually paying attention to what they are saying

I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
YOU'RE A BEARDY TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
SO IS YOURS

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
YOU'RE A SMUG CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
YOU LOVE IT YOU SLAG

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
YOU'RE A BEARDY TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
YOU HAVE A BEARDY TWAT
(in case you didn't get what I was on about the first time)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
YOUR MUM LOVED IT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Oh, yeah
He's such a nice guy. He hasn't said an interesting thing, though, but it seems you're the dull of the week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
WOO!
My father is in England for the next ten or so days, he is giving a series of lectures in Oxford and thus has been flown over, put up and paid to spout bollocks about science and religion. I can't wait to see him.

So 'ner' to your holiday. I do hope you won't squander the entire time you have in Greece doing nothing but lazing about, and will endeavour to see some historical stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
Of course. I'm not a sun worshipper.
We're hiring a car for a few days to get out and about.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Good
I'm sure you'll enjoy it. A holiday is meant to be time away from your regular life, so switch on your mobile phone for only a few minutes a day to check for texts and voicemails. Don't check your e-mail and don't watch any television.

Escape for a fortnight. It's great.

My holiday's not for four weeks yet. I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)
I have to leave my mobile on and with me in case of problems at work : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Not if you 'lose' it
Or it 'breaks'. Or you find that Greece doesn't have any electricity for a fortnight, so your phone goes flat.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Trust me, the easier problems are solved while I'm away, the less crap I have to come back too.
I doubt anything will seriously arise but I need to be at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
You could always not come back!

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
Believe me, I've thought about it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Where does your dad usually live that you can't see him?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Broadmoor

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Haha!
He's in there for plaigiarizing several colleagues in his last paper.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
And for calling Richard Dawkins a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
He is a cunt though.
I echo this. Also Peter Tatchell, he seems a bit of a tosser.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Peter Tatchell, has always been a shouty twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I also heard he's 'a bit of a bender'.
Don't know how true that is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
Well, I wasn't going to mention that. (it might upset Darth)
He seems to go all out for publicity for his causes (Trying to arrest Robert Mugabe for example) and the public just think he's a twat, and his campaigns are not worthy of serious thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Willamsburg, Virginia, in the good ole US of A.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
wow, that's a good long way away then!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Indeed so.
I've not seen him for fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
You get on okay with him then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
God yes.
Great pals we are. We have a great deal in common, from sense of humour to an obsession with history, and a lot of shared ground musically.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
I don't see my dad as often as I should really and he only lives in Cumbria.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)
thats cool
my father and I have little in common but still get on but I think it would be more fun if we liked the same stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
He taught me about Le Petomane
and about Burning Spear, Hendrix, Dick Dale and all the old 50s rock'n'roll. He's also the reason why I've visited almost every castle on the British mainland. From when I was old enough to understand, he filled my head with King Arthur, Beowulf and Classical myths and legends - he is responsible for me being a dreamer who doesn't wish to engage with the modern world. And for being a massive pedant and intellectual snob.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Whose fault is it that you like AC/DC?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
My brother's. Ditto Motorhead.
He's three years older than me: I was 7 when 'Back in Black' came out but I heard it daily nevertheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
That's actually quite a good excuse
Seeing as how it's my excuse for liking Bon Jovi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Apparently Dick Dale is ill
this is not good news
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
He's survived arse cancer a few times already.
That doesn't sound good at all. Glad I got to see him when I did (thank you again).
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
yeah
he's getting old though. Recently did his first ever gig sat down and first ever when he didn't greet fans afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
like BB King.
Still, DD has been rocking like a demon for 50 years - bound to take its toll. I rate his gig amongst the best I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I'm not surprised
the man is a complete legend
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
The aggression in his playing was just incredible.
The intensity of the performance shamed musicians a third of his age. Stupendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Mine taught me golf.
But he did take to me to Queen, Wembleyu 86 as my first concert and then to Highbury for my fifth birthday.

Am welling up!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I haven't been abroad in 4 years
*sadface*
Who wants to run away to France with me!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
Make it Rome and I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Ok done
Shall we go after your dad leaves?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
Perfect.
I'll give you a personal guided tour of the Roman Forum then you can kill me out of boredom and throw me in the Tiber.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

throw me in the Tiber take me up the Khyber
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Are you calling TGB a necrophiliac?
Like a cardboard box industry Sir Jimmy Saville OBE?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I don't think I could fuck dead people
I like 'em warm, so until I find a 6' microwave I'll have to carry on with the live ones
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
I'm not sure I could, either.
Still, never say never, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)
6 years since I've been abroad
I'm not sure if that means I win, or if it makes me a bigger loser.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
I live in Norfolk
so according to the standards of my locale I last went abroad 2 weeks ago. Weekend trip to Center Parcs, Elvedon Forest, just over the Suffolk border
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

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