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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It'd ruin the game of rugbyBut I'm ok with that.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:28,
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And Chompy would use spreadsheetsTo work out the precise co-ordinates and timing of when to teleport to be inside a woman, which is totally not rape, he'll have you know.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:33,
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He would get right in like Flynn before laws were changed to accommodate developments in teleportation(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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"Dear Diary""Today was good, I tele-violated over six hundred women, all before lunch! One minor miscalculation at the zoo caused me some alarm, but it wasn't all that unwelcome now I come to think about it. Maybe I'll go back there tomorrow."
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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Thus proving my point no one does mental arithmetic anymore(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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Chompy would be too scared of accidentally 'porting into Bert(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:37,
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The game of Rugby is fundamentally crap and boringa teleporter would make it vastly more interesting
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rugby is aids(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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I think strategically placed trampolineswould be a low-tech alternative.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:43,
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