If you've got a bacon stand
and like it crispy, he's right!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

if you don't have a bacon stand it is fucking foul
goes really limp and looks terribly unappetising

Marco Pierre White is a wanker.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

My parents gave me a dead posh microwave
that had all these different tray things with it and a book on how to make stuff and it claimed that you could make entire roast dinners in there and cakes and stuff, but I never dared try it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I got a similar one off my parents
when they decided they wanted a smaller one.

It is the business for defrosting sausages, but that's about the only feature I've used other than basic microwaving
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

You talk like grandparents
who've just received a cool mobile phone and use it only for calls.

Go on! Try!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

why, when I have a good oven
and I know how to use it.

I wouldn't want to waste a load of food (and money) trying out something that might not work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I thought that about steaming and microwaved poached eggs
And I regret I didn't start doing it earlier.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

microwaved poached eggs are fucking awful!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)