my last words will be
"less people are out tonight than I expected, how about you Crow?"

I also want the guy who reads out my will to be John Anderson and I will make everyone fight Gladiators style to win prizes/sentimental crap I have left.

My funeral will be a Hawaiian style shindig with lots of cocktails and a steel band playing the Hawaii Five-O theme. AFterwards there will be Mario Kart and walnut whips
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah man, that sounds good.
Makes me want to kill you sooner!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I want the old spice guy to read my eulogy
god I love him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

"Hi there
Kitty is dead, look at my pecs, she died in a horrific way, bench-pressing closed casket one handed!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

look at me, now look at kitty's corpse
now back to me, now back to the corpse.

Expensive magnifying glass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Also,
excellent funeral plans. I may steal that for my wedding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)