Wet dream = not had sex or a wank recently enough

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You know, that's never happened to me
Even when I was a teenager with a hair-trigger cock, I never woke up having 'emitted' during the night.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Me neither
Mind you, I wanked an awful lot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

There is that factor
If you've wanked yourself dry before falling asleep, then there's less chance of automatic jizzing during dormancy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I'd always wake up just before I got to the good bit in the dream
thus saving me from cleaning up nocturnal emissions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

And allowing you to drink the tea your mum brought without it going cold.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I was lecturing on laser physics a while back
and had to explain the terms 'spontaneous emission' and 'stimulated emission', as encountered in that subject. It was on the tip of my tongue to say that they were analogous to a wet dream and a wank, but I thought I may have been disciplined had I said that!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I wasn't having a wet dream though
And it certainly wasn't sexy - I just felt bewildered throughout. I couldn't understand why I had to go back to school and why I had to wear uniform - I was driving myself there too!

I've had erotic dreams and they're not full of schoolgirl clichés. Mind you, it's been so long since I've had that sort of dream I can't really remember what they do feature...probably the big bloke from 300 - but not in any other film, just 300.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I've had quite a few dreams where I've been back at school
And have always forgotten to do my maths homework. As I'm being berated by the teacher, I think "Hold on, I left school years ago!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Yep, that was what kept going through my mind!
Especially as the last job I finished a few weeks ago was teaching A levels....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I have a recurring dream...
...that I'm sitting A Level English this very day and that I've not handed in any coursework or revised.

Strangely, I don't seem to feel at all odd about being 18 years older than the rest of my classmates.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)