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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Gonna get ordained then?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I might do that
and just marry people who annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I wanted to get ordained
So I could throw water on people and claim to be baptising them. Double points if they're Jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
You don't need to get ordained for that
If you've been baptized and it's an emergency, you can do it and it counts as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
ha I'm totally baptising the ferret when I get home.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Haha!
I don't know if it counts with animals, but I'm sure he'll love some water.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
he does love water, he got his head stuck in a watering can yesterday. Repeatedly.
But if he gets water on him he has a spaz. Retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Ah, I've not been baptised
But does that apply if you've been Christened?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Isn't it the same thing?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
One's Catholic, the other's Church of England/Protestant
But if you say it's the same, I'm going to go chuck water on someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Ah, I didn't know that
Then I don't know; I know for sure the one of the Catholic, but I'd be surprised if it's not the same with the Protestants.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
I had a mix up with Orthodox Jews just this week...this is not a shameless plug for my story on qotw.

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(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

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