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Enough of that dullard
What's going great in your life at the moment?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:03, 141 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I've been paid and Starcraft 2 should be waiting for me when I get back
plus curry tonight.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I could never get into Starcraft. For some reason it's in my ipads dictionary though. I wonder how it updates.
Curry sounds good, donno what I'll be doing, wanna cook something for the blog, something nice, maybe do my own from scratch carbonara, I ain't done that before.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
what does the blog like to eat?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I donno, what do you recon?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
If I was a blog
I would like to eat salmon.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I would not read you

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I read your mum

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Hmm, maybe, there is a few salmon bits on there already, I'll give it a good old think.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Carbonara is piss easy
freshly grated nutmeg makes it extra nice.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Yup =)

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
it's best if made with no cream
onion, garlic, bacon, eggs, cheese, parsley, pasta, pepper
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Starcraft 2 is pretty frickin' awesome!

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I have wonderful friends, money in the bank and a holiday lined up in 2 weeks.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I have wonderful friends, money in the bank and a holiday lined up in 2 weeks.
starcraft 2
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

starcraft 2 chlamydia
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
my wedding plans are going ok
going to Sonisphere tomorrow to see great bands

wedding Starcraft 2
Sonisphere Starcraft 2
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Good man!

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I wanna go
waaaah
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
My ex is going
Which is good, as it was touch-and-go for her if she could make it. I can't be arsed with festivals though.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
The wedding or Sonisphere?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
The former
So she can bang on the window, shouting "VIPPRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!"
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I'm so doing this.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
it might confuse the other guests
as they all know me by my actual name.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)
I know that
I will inform Kitty so she can yell both
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I wouldn't be a very good internet stalker if I didn't know his real name now would I?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
indeed you would not

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
The only way I'm going to Vipros' wedding
is if I'm standing at the front.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Gonna get ordained then?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I might do that
and just marry people who annoy me
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I wanted to get ordained
So I could throw water on people and claim to be baptising them. Double points if they're Jewish.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
You don't need to get ordained for that
If you've been baptized and it's an emergency, you can do it and it counts as well.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
ha I'm totally baptising the ferret when I get home.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Haha!
I don't know if it counts with animals, but I'm sure he'll love some water.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
he does love water, he got his head stuck in a watering can yesterday. Repeatedly.
But if he gets water on him he has a spaz. Retard.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Ah, I've not been baptised
But does that apply if you've been Christened?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Isn't it the same thing?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
One's Catholic, the other's Church of England/Protestant
But if you say it's the same, I'm going to go chuck water on someone.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Ah, I didn't know that
Then I don't know; I know for sure the one of the Catholic, but I'd be surprised if it's not the same with the Protestants.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
I had a mix up with Orthodox Jews just this week...this is not a shameless plug for my story on qotw.

www.b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post805689
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Nothing
*wails*

Nothing dreadful is happening, but nothing awesome either, I'm in a bit of a lull at the moment.

I'm going to try and teach my sister's ferret to roll over whilst she's away though, that'll keep me entertained for a while.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Having played with a ferret a few weeks back
I conclude that they're awesome.

Buy and play Starcraft 2.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I shall investigate this star craft you speak of.
Wiggy's got Unchartered 2 and Dragon Age so I should probably get through them first.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Both excellent games
Starcraft is a Real Time Strategy game, like Command and Conquer or Age of Empire, but better.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I've been playing Dawn of War again recently
I fucking massacred shitloads of people last night. It was awesome.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Multiplayer, or against the computer?
I suck at multiplayer, I like to take my time and build my forces up, but get rolled in the first five minutes.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
against 5 computer players
haven't played multiplayer for a while.

I like to do the same, but have taken to playing against hard difficulty otherwise it's not even a bit of a challenge.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Buf!
I'm so crap with those games. I don't know how I do it, but my villagers always die in 5min. Always of starvation. Even if I'm in the super easy mode and they get the best island to start with.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I played Black & White many years ago
and I could resist setting the volcano off and killing everyone. Every time.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I spent hours flinging people into the sea, lava, their families etc
Then I moved on to creating elaborate piles of rocks on a hillside, then chucking villagers at them until they rolled down and crushed everyone.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I couldn't fight the pirates
in Anno, I think it was, because I felt pity for them. That's one of the reasons I lost all the time, I think.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
didn't like uncharted, got bored really quickly and didnt play it much
cannot stop playing borderlands though.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Played with a ferret...
is that a euphimism?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Yes. It's my sister's weasel.
/carry on
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Do you have SC2?
I just ordered it on Amazon to play during my 3 WEEK HIATUS

GET IN
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Yes, yes I do
It's very good, despite me sucking at RTS games.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I have SupCom2
Which is bugged as hell online / unbalanced / exploits-heaven.

I'm hoping SC2 will give me a nice balanced/fair online experience. I will have to thrash you once I get it...
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Won't be hard
As I said, I suck :p

I haven't come across any bugs in SC2 yet, seems quite balanced.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Cool
Perhaps me you and Psychochomp could do a three way.

Yes I am opening myself up for ridicule.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
What, nothing?
You're on your own at home and can eat cake until you explode! I think that's pretty awesome.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
that's true
although Wiggy's home tomorrow so no more nomming til I die
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Quickly!
You should take advantage of it as long as you can. Eat! Eat! EAT!!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Please don't be fat when I return
Fatty fat fat fattty fat fat.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Oh! Hello wiggy!
How are you? Nice to meet you!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Hey
I'm good, although not looking forward to the mess/fatty fat fat when I get home.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)
nothing
nothing is bad, nothing is great, the last thing I got super excited about was my pup giving me her paw for a treat
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I feel your pain K dizzle
I'm excited about ferret tricks.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
literally, I gave up on it, I did it for a month straight then just stopped and then monday I was at my mums
I went to give her a piece of ice she lifted her paw and I about jumped out of my own shoes, it was so cute

I wish you luck with your ferret tricks
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I might train him with a secret word
so that only I can do it.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
There was a video on links the other day that had this
I must find it.

Here it is: Guy trains his mate's dog
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I just did a massive lol at that

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
PUP PUP PUP
My latest thing is to go to the states and train up therapy dogs and bring that practice here cus I can't find many places that do that here, let alone train you up for it, and I think I can really help people doing that.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)
your latest 'thing'?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Yeah, thing o want to do with my life.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
what other things have you got?
I reckon one of my things is to party with Paris Hilton
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Paris Perez
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
ummm.....where as I do like his website, he's a little too dramatic and loud and angry for me

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I hate him
he's so annoying. And I haven't heard of a lot of the people he talks about.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I think it's funny he talks about Cheryl Cole and Jordan when nobody in the US knows who the fuck they are
plus, he's always behind with news, literally, I can read something on the dailymail and he'll have it posted the next day
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I don't know why celebrities continue to invite him to their parties
when he's just going to tell on them for doing shit
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Hmmm...
- Do websites, not freelance.
- Some sort of cooking job
- go back to collage.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
I've thought about cooking for a living
don't think I could handle the hours and the stress of a commerical kitchen though.

I'd need to be employed as personal chef to a rich person.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
so that they can order lobster at 2am?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
yeah
not hard to cook a lobster when stoned
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
haha, not hard to cook a lobster full stop
but how're you going to get one?
as far as hypothetical situations go, I don't think it's likely they'll have a lobster tank hanging out in the kitchen corner
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
well if I don't already have one in stock then they won't be able to have one
unless they are rich enough to have the means to get one, in which case I would get it.

If it was my job I'd be happy enough to go late night hardcore lobster fishing.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
that sounds fun

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
My post has started off a fairly impressive thread war
This makes me feel validated.

Aside from that, not much. Looks like tomorrows gathering at my house might be the last before I have to move out.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Trash the place
unless you own it, in which case, raze it to the ground.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Reasons not to trash the place;
1) Deposit
2) Reference
3) Human decency
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I bet I can think of more reasons why you should.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
"Good" reasons?
Reasons that would be accepted in a court of law?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
By tomorrow, everything will be fantabulous.
Today is neutral.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
did you get your mp3 player working?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Not yet, not had a chance to get on the other computer.
As I was out last night and my sister comandeers it during the day.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
you should be able to do it on yours
just download this
www.rarlab.com/rar/wrar393.exe
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Okay, now what do i do with it?

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
have you installed it?
if so you should be able to open the rar file and then you should see the bin file you need to copy over
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
hehe rar file
cute
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I hope you know what a rar file is
I'm already surprised a young 'un like Applebite doesn't.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
it's a file full of dinosaur win
duh.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I'm actually not particularly happy
Twitchy about jobs, and tired and stressed the whole time. But such is life.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Leaving my most hated job tomorrow
Starting a new one all the way in the future - August 23rd

So 3 weeks of bliss. Getting to see my team playing a European tie next week (albeit currently 3-0 down on aggregate), getting a few days peace and quiet with the lady, going fishing next week as well.

Generally going to purge my system of this horrible nasty job.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Good for you!
I hope the new job goes well, and that they let you come here froom time to time.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Ah there is that..
Here I have unrestricted access to any website. Next job is a bigger company with whole IT departments so I don't fancy my chances.

However my fancy new HTC Desire might just give me enough access...

Cheers by the way
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Oh, don't you love it?
I got the wildfire (cheaper, but just as good, I believe) and I don't know how I could live without it before.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Strictly speaking I don't have it yet. Check out this summary from DHL:
www.b3tards.com/u/c7b44f5c8593a089ddfa/untitled.jpg

By the way Aberdeen at the moment is precisely not where it should've been delivered. About 200 miles out in fact.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Ha!
They had it almost right, eh?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
you are screwed really
3 set pieces - ouch!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)
:(
We are, and it was real bad. Reeeeeeeeeal bad.

The referee was a cunt though - booked one of our players for time-wasting (at a throw) after 3 minutes!!! And it was never a pen!!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
the pen was bullshit
I feel sorry for Lennon not the best start to his managerial career really.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
We have a history of dodgy penalty decisions against us
if you recall the infamous Eduardo dive this time (nearly) last year..
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I'm quite happy
But that is just like always. Starting to get a bit stressed about the wedding, but that's mainly because Mark is moving to Worthing in 1 week and we're very busy now.

I have a question for you, for my hen party, should I invite my mother and older women of our families, or just stick to friends?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I'd say just friends
Nothing to stop you having two parties though.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Have two
One nice sedate meal in a restaurant for the olds and then have a screaming hen party for your friends.

Best of both worlds and you can get drunk both times.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)
^ this

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
That sounds good
Very good indeed. Thanks for the advice.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
^definitely this
I don't think you should have to invite anyone you don't want to, the idea is to celebrate with a bang with all your friends.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
"the idea is to celebrate with a bang with all your friends."
"a bang with all your friends."
"a bang"
"bang"
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
sorry I meant like in 'go out with a bang'
not bang all your friends.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
I guessed as much
But I had a great mental image of Aberracion saying "ok ladies, I'm getting married soon, so let's have the lezzer orgy that we all know we've been dreaming of."
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Mmmm
That's not a bad idea. And some of my friends are quite fit too.

And 2 of them have great boobs.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Depends
if pink cowboy hats and a town centre are involved, don't invite family members.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
They wouldn't be involved anyway
I'm a classy girl. My plan is to go to Granada and get drunk and eat for free!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
I love Granada!
The Alhambra is incredible.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Oh yes
It's very beautiful.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Yep, yep
But I've been there a lot of times. This time is going to be only beer and free tapas all the weekend round!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Deffo what Chickenlady says, two is a good idea.
You can have one with the jiggalow and cocain and all that, and another at the Womens Institude eating cakes and generally being bored.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)
no one is bored when eating cakes.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Exactly
If you're bored, you only need more cakes.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Nothing Gonz,
nothing.

*grumbles*
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)
EEEEEEEEE
MO
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)
*asymmetric fringes*

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Oh', gutted, best change that then.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I shall fix it with my NEW CREDIT CARD when I get home.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)
You know how it doesn't really count as spending real money....
... well, if you wanted to buy me a *thinks what I really really really, truly deeply, want* some credit at the local sushi place, well, it wouldn't cost you anything 'cus it ain't real money.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)
If I'm going to bankrupt myself anyway, I may as well.

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
GET-IN-THERE !

(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)
You saw me last weekend
That was awesome enough to last at least a week surely
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Nah, the afterglow had faded by yesterday afternoon.
I blame Clenders and her stupid ear infection.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I didn't see you last weekend, and my weekend was 'mmm, oh, ok' at best.
COINCIDANCE?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

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