Basically
You all have a big bath together whilst drunk, and everyone pisses in the tub but doesn't admit it. Eventually a 'floater' bobs up, everyone runs screaming from the house then Barrymore turns up brandishing a raging bone-on and a chairleg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and how would I get myself invited to one of these?
it sounds like a riot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Superb
If I had a hat I'd doff it in your general direction.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I was expecting rapturous applause when I wrote it,
I cannot lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)