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So what's everyone doing this weekend?I'm going to a hottub house party on saturday and may be hosting a bbq on sunday depending on weather.
Beat that losers.
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Going to Oxfordland for pie.And to see friends and stuff. But mainly pie.
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you fucking weirdosteak and ale pie is one of the best things in the world.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:29,
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Yeah that's ok,but I'd probably choose something else on the menu before that.
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good pointI doubt I'd choose pie in a restaurant
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:31,
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What about piepie?My friend made piepie. A pie containing a layer of chicken pies, a layer of beef pies a sprinkling of pork pies and gravy
there was a lot of pastry, but it was a revolution in pie technology
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:30,
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If you had two and you were a pirateyou'd know the circumference
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:33,
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Depends on the pie.I've been eyeing up a little steak and blue cheese number.
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sewingthen GETTING SOME! YEAH!
hopefully
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:28,
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I'm going to Sonisphere to see loads of great bandsI will also probably meet Amberl and berk
I'm leaving work in about a minute and not coming back till Tuesday.
I WIN
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:28,
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I'll do my bestmy mrs is going to be there after all
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:30,
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Quite possibly.My bridesmaids are organising it all, so I wouldn't be surprised. We are going paintballing, that's all I know.
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oh god I would be so shit at paintballingI'd be like bambi in the meadow.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:38,
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Simply fill balloons with paint.Attach them to your clothing, along with many firecrackers.
An inexpensive and elegant paint suicide bomber.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Out tomorrow night probably.Then the weekend will be spent DANCING ON MY VERY OWN POLE. And enjoying my free house. Oh and also a couple of shifts at work. But mostly training.
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cat women are rubbish(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:34,
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I think it's mostly the fact that I like to sit on people and in high places.I fall asleep everywhere and I have an odd tendency to purr and rub against people.
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Well as long as you don't dress up as onethat's fine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:38,
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generallylarp girls who are cats are really really annoying and only there to try be lame and pull boys
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:44,
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If it doesn't take up 80% of your lifeyou're not doing it properly
Also, it's not worth trying to pull larp boys
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:49,
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I'm really selfish and only visit for food and attentionright Labs?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:38,
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Oh and this too.And sometimes I'll catch some stunned man-creature, play with it for a bit and then lose interest and wander off.
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Your inability to know what is and isn't mean is somthing you should think aboutI'm not saying it's a symptom of a social disorder, I'm just heavily implying it.
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I thought that was about me and I was all "oi"even I'm getting us confused now.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:41,
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oh no!Wiggy's gonna get a shoe to the face!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:08,
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I wasn't TRYING to be mean then.Sometimes it just happens, alright?
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I'm alright, it's just you I'm worried aboutI'll gaz you some numbers that you should ring, maybe get a bit of help.
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yeah but you wanted toI bet this is killing you
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:39,
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where do you live? I forgetis it far?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:37,
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oh that's totally not farpole party :D
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:42,
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liesI bet you mouseovered "please have sex with me". I'm not going to check.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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you can't mouseover in the subject field you failureand you're not going to check because it'll break your heart.
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I didn't pay attention to which box you wrote inbecause I don't fancy you.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:37,
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just a pole dance(I just mistyped 'pole' as 'poke', this might have been more accurate)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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Secret warehouse party in Shoreditch.No one knows where it is yet, think it gets announced an hour before it opens. I'm excited because I haven't been out properly in London for months and the people I'm going with again I haven't seen for months.
Only downside is it'll most likely be full of Shoreditch scenester arseholes.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I'd like to think soconsidering no one knows where it is still. I never could keep schtum about stuff anyway.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
God Barry you've ruined it for everyone!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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*tears up ticket in disgust*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:36,
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Well excuse mefor trying to include my internet pals in something fun. Next time I won't tell anyone and it'll be just me getting wound up to fuck by knobheads in trilby's thinking they're ace instead.
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I'm going to find out where it isand wear my trilby. It has skulls on it and it's from Clare's Accessories. RAWK!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:43,
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I have a trilby and look super awesome in itI'm hoping they go out of fashion soon, people might think I'm trying to be cool
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:45,
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I wore mine with my long black coatand some mean boys said I looked like the bad guy out of roger rabbit :(
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:08,
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That's my neighbourghood, for my sins. Reckon it'll be any good, young Barrington?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:46,
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Well one mate is coming all the way from Newport for itAnd then going home afterwards (still will be about 24 hours of getting on it and partying) he reckons it'll be that ace. He's massively into his music and so in going to clubs/parties terms I'd trust him with my life, so to speak. I can't wait.
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Do you have link you could gaz me?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:53,
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Will look for it now, its a tenner a ticket and you have to buy in advance, hold on.(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
going our for slap-up three-course at a posh hotel restaurantThen getting right back on the fucking diet.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:30,
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at least one of those is a liehave you actually been invited to the hot tub party or are you 'attending' by looking through a hole in the fence.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:31,
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and by 'hot tub party'all you really mean is 'I can see into my neighbour's bathroom if I stand on a tall chair'...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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The next door neighbours of my best friendHas a chair carefully positioned in their backgarden in order to see directly into his shower. I realised mid-shower.
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Nothing, nothing good anyway, nothing good at all, it's all so dark and cold.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:34,
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Sorry Chomp, I couldn't think of anything worse than a 'hot-tub' 'party'.Really.
Well, maybe Ibiza.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:34,
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I have to admit you wouldn't catch me attending one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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if Chompy's luckythey won't catch him either
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:36,
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I don't think I've ever known anyoneto actually have one. What do you do? Get wet and drink booxe?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:37,
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BasicallyYou all have a big bath together whilst drunk, and everyone pisses in the tub but doesn't admit it. Eventually a 'floater' bobs up, everyone runs screaming from the house then Barrymore turns up brandishing a raging bone-on and a chairleg.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:38,
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and how would I get myself invited to one of these?it sounds like a riot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:40,
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I was expecting rapturous applause when I wrote it,I cannot lie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:57,
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pretty muchalthough I would think it feels weird to be sitting in hot water whilst drinking a cold drink
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:44,
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Yeah, but isn't everyone wet and almost naked?I think I would love one of these.
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so you're in it for the bouncy wet boobs?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:52,
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I've had a fall out with bouncy castles.Last time I went to a party with a one, I ended up pulling all the muscles down the back of my left leg at some point during the night. It probably happened on the sodding bouncy castle. I can't remember.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
if you go to a party with a bouncy castle and alcoholdon't sleep on an airbed afterwards. You will feel very sick everytime you move
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:54,
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I'm going to felt tip in the 's' on your speados.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:39,
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I also get itand have done since I saw Bobby Davro crack it on a chat show about two years ago.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:52,
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Hot tubs are shit, pools are where it's atI'm going to the pool this weekend, going to swim. LOTS.
And work on my tan.
Practice for the wedding next weekend.
Possibly get hammered.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:54,
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