I received a text from a housemate
asking what the rhyming slang for doris is because I use it all the time. I replied there is no rhyming slang, doris just means doris.

For an added bonus I'll tell you that she text back again calling me an oddball.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 21:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Doris is foxy old bird innit?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 21:17, Reply)

My old man says it means the girl in question is plain and unattractive
But I just use it to describe any female, it was Jodie who text me because I call her it all the time and it winds her up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I thought it was like Mrs Norris
I like it being universal
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm making it universal
although I'd call you a beatrix.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Potter?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 1:00, Reply)

Aye.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 1:12, Reply)

I thought it meant prostitute

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 0:59, Reply)