Whilst this is both amusing and understandable
It also smacks of bollocks, because I have a feeling that I'm 6 years younger than you for some reason and I saw it on TV. Probably in repeat form, but on TV nonetheless
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you see it on ITV?
Can you actually read?
And by the time he was Six Monty had grown out of childrens TV
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I'm sure you'd love to smack some bollocks
but I can assure you that this is 100% true. It meant that I regularly had no idea what people were talking about in the schoolyard. Thank you so much, mother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Presumably this is why you've made such a point of riding the crest of the zeitgeist wave ever since
To clarify; I didn't mean to intimate that your fable of ITV restriction was bollocks, merely that not seeing ITV before the age of six wouldn't necessarily stop you seeing The Incredible Hulk, as it was repeated after you were six
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Calling him a cunt is quicker.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

True
Not my style though. I very rarely call someone a cunt, even on B3ta. Unless they deserve it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

that's why everyone thinks you're gay.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

why how
thinks knows
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

If I'd known it was as simple as that...
Chompy, you're a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)